We apologize to you if we don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call promoting a product. We don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering should we do it, what will our readers think, do we have food on our face, are we eating, are we writing too much, are they paying attention enough, are we interested, we’re not really interested, should we play like we’re interested but we’re not that interested but we think the readers might be interested, but do we want to be interested, but now the readers are not interested? So all of the sudden we’re getting, we’re starting to get interested… And when are we supposed to post it? Do we have to wait for the evening, cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight. Do you do like that embedded video without any commentary? Where you like, you just post it and go back to watching Jon Stewart and your ass sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and post it during The Hangover or don’t post it at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some crazy decisions? Perhaps play a little game called “MLB 2K10”. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch, the wife is making us watch “Celebrity Rehab” again.



  1. Sublime says:

    You must have been High when you wrote this...Like Mount Everest, K2 High. File this under WTF.

  2. tbdudette says:

    WTF indeed????


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