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  • We’re Going To Paint Trees. Yes, Happy Little Trees

    We’re Going To Paint Trees. Yes, Happy Little Trees

    April 6, 2006 at 11:32 pm 0 comments

    We have been introducing you to each of the Devil Rays minor league affiliates and highlighting a few of the players that we will be tracking over the course of the season. Today: The Visalia Oaks Visalia Oaks Apparently Visalia is in California, and NOT in Spain, like we thought. […]

     
  • Don’t Fake The Funk On A Nasty Dunk

    Don’t Fake The Funk On A Nasty Dunk

    April 6, 2006 at 9:45 pm 0 comments

    To paraphrase one of the Oriole’s announcers…Good pitching makes you look like a good baseball team. There has never been truer words spoken in the history of baseball. The Yankees have an all-star at every fielding position on the diamond except secondbase. When was the last time the Yankees won […]

     
  • Don’t Fake The Funk On A Nasty Dunk

    April 6, 2006 at 8:45 pm 0 comments

    To paraphrase one of the Oriole’s announcers…Good pitching makes you look like a good baseball team. There has never been truer words spoken in the history of baseball. The Yankees have an all-star at every fielding position on the diamond except secondbase. When was the last time the Yankees won […]

     
  • What An Excellent Day For An Exorcism

    What An Excellent Day For An Exorcism

    April 6, 2006 at 5:54 pm 0 comments

    Our heads are spinning over here at Rays Index. The following is an actual title of a press release from the Tampa Bay Devil Rays earlier today posted on MLB.com: “Rays DL Julio Lugo; Release RHP Jesus Colome; Sign veteran INF Tomas Perez; Recall RHP Scott Dunn; Acquire RHP Marcos […]

     
  • What An Excellent Day For An Exorcism

    April 6, 2006 at 4:54 pm 0 comments

    Our heads are spinning over here at Rays Index. The following is an actual title of a press release from the Tampa Bay Devil Rays earlier today posted on MLB.com: “Rays DL Julio Lugo; Release RHP Jesus Colome; Sign veteran INF Tomas Perez; Recall RHP Scott Dunn; Acquire RHP Marcos […]

     
  • Stupid Is As Stupid Does

    Stupid Is As Stupid Does

    April 6, 2006 at 12:51 am 0 comments

    Last night’s game would have made Forest Gump sick, and I don’t mean “cough due to cold” type of sickness. For those of you that don’t remember, Forest didn’t like to walk anywhere. Maybe the D-Rays would pitch better if Forest was on the mound. Tampa Bay pitchers walked nine […]

     
  • Look At That! He Hit The F-ing Bull! Guy Gets A Free Steak!

    Look At That! He Hit The F-ing Bull! Guy Gets A Free Steak!

    April 6, 2006 at 12:42 am 2 comments

    The next important day on the Devil Ray calendar is next Monday when the D-Rays have their home opener at the Trop against the Baltimore Orioles. However, four of the Rays six minor league teams will open their seasons tonight, with the Durham Bulls (@ Norfolk), the Montgomery Biscuits (v. […]

     
  • Stupid Is As Stupid Does

    Stupid Is As Stupid Does

    April 5, 2006 at 11:51 pm 0 comments

    Last night’s game would have made Forest Gump sick, and I don’t mean “cough due to cold” type of sickness. For those of you that don’t remember, Forest didn’t like to walk anywhere. Maybe the D-Rays would pitch better if Forest was on the mound. Tampa Bay pitchers walked nine […]

     
  • Look At That! He Hit The F-ing Bull! Guy Gets A Free Steak!

    Look At That! He Hit The F-ing Bull! Guy Gets A Free Steak!

    April 5, 2006 at 11:42 pm 0 comments

    The next important day on the Devil Ray calendar is next Monday when the D-Rays have their home opener at the Trop against the Baltimore Orioles. However, four of the Rays six minor league teams will open their seasons tonight, with the Durham Bulls (@ Norfolk), the Montgomery Biscuits (v. […]

     
  • We now have a mathemtical definition for "No Chance in Hell"

    We now have a mathemtical definition for "No Chance in Hell"

    April 5, 2006 at 11:41 am 2 comments

    The good people over at Replacement Level Yankees Weblog (and we use term “good” loosely, as how good can a Yankees fan really be?) have projected the final standings for the 2006 baseball season. While all the math is over our head, it appears as though they have used three […]