Things that make us hurt inanimate objects

  • Joe Maddon and the Departure of a Franchise Face

    Joe Maddon and the Departure of a Franchise Face

    October 28, 2014 at 9:12 am 11 comments

    Very few franchises are defined by their manager. Managers are more or less second-guessed dugout dwellers whose job it is to write the lineup card and push the right bullpen buttons. Joe Maddon was more than that. Like Casey Stengel for the 1962 Mets, Maddon was the face of the […]

     
  • The King is Gone, Long Live the Team

    The King is Gone, Long Live the Team

    August 4, 2014 at 9:41 am 12 comments

    In the span of five months, the sports scene in Florida has lost three premier players, players who were at the top of their position in their respective sports. But while Marty St. Louis, LeBron James, and now David Price wear new uniforms for different reasons, the teams they leave […]

     
  • What, Me Panic?

    What, Me Panic?

    April 11, 2011 at 10:30 am 16 comments

    When we need s sensible take, we always turn to our correspondent. Jordi Scrubbings is back with another take on the Rays… I’ve been looking up a lot lately. Apparently, the sky is falling. I hear people are getting ready to fling themselves from skyscrapers, kiss their wives or husbands […]

     
  • Carl Crawford, Member Of The Boston Red Sox

    Carl Crawford, Member Of The Boston Red Sox

    December 11, 2010 at 10:42 am 1 comment

    Carl Crawford was introduced this morning as a member of the Boston Red Sox… Likes(0)Dislikes(0)

     
  • Tampa Bay Rays Employee Openly Roots For Yankees

    Tampa Bay Rays Employee Openly Roots For Yankees

    July 31, 2009 at 8:30 am 26 comments

    Usually on the final strike of a loss to the Yankees, our face is buried in our hands. But thankfully one reader had his eye still fixed on their TV set. Otherwise, we might have never noticed this craptastic moment… The gentleman in the blue polo is part of the […]

     
  • If You Guys Are Going To Play Like The Devil Rays…

    If You Guys Are Going To Play Like The Devil Rays…

    May 15, 2009 at 12:00 pm 22 comments

    We don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. The Rays suck right now. The Rays are playing like everybody’s scared of losing their job. The starters can’t even work five innings, the closer can’t protect a six-run lead, the all-star catcher can’t hit, the […]