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VIDEO: Bruins Fan Ejected After Attacking Bolts Mascot

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We don’t normally venture too deep into the business of the Tampa Bay Lightning. But this involves a Boston fan being an idiot, and that is something we can all enjoy. ThunderBug, the Bolts mascot went after a Bruins fan with some silly string. And that’s when the Bruins fan lost his goddamned mind.

The entire scene reminds us of THIS INCIDENT at the Trop back in 2010.

Here is the video.

And if you were watching the game on TV, you may have seen this strange sign after Steven Stamkos scored the game-clinching goal. That conflicted soul is actually my sister. She is a huge Bolts fans, and also a huge Red Sox fan. She was born in Boston, so she has an excuse. And even though she loves the Bolts and Bucs, I still feel as though I have failed as a brother.

Sad What Evan Longoria And Other Players Must Deal With

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We really don’t want to write this post and give this jackass any publicity. We want to give you guys a link to his trash even less. But we also want to give you a sense of what ballplayers have to deal with on a daily basis.

The post by this “guest columnist” is titled “Why Evan Longoria is a Jerk” (It should be noted that the original version of this column used a word different from “jerk.” We don’t know what that word was, but it was bad enough to be changed by the editors).

We probably should have just stopped there. After all, we knew exactly where this was headed. Another punk kid tried to get Longoria’s autograph. And for what could have been one of a million reasons, Longoria didn’t sign.

But we were curious as to how bad this could be that it would force somebody to write over 700 words on the subject.

Last week, I had a disappointing encounter, or lack thereof, with a certain ballplayer who I will from this day forward dislike, and root against, unless he does something worthy of changing my mind.

Hey Evan, if you send me a signed bat, I will forgive you bro!

I was at the Red Sox vs. Rays game at Fenway Park, and about 15 minutes before game time, Evan Longoria started signing autographs down the 3rd base line when he finished his pre-game stretching…There were about 30 people total trying to obtain an autograph from Longoria, and when I arrived, he had signed for about 10 already. Since it was such a small group of people, I was quickly able to get to the front, right next to Longoria. I didn’t really need to move past anyone, as there was plenty of room available.

Look at how much effort I had to put forth to get close, man!

I was wearing a Devil Rays jersey and hat…I was the only person wearing Rays gear.

I mean, c’mon bro, I’m a Devil Rays fan (even though this “columnist” is wearing a Marlins cap in his profile picture).

Longoria continued to sign for fans, and didn’t sign for me at first, despite the fact I was right next to him. I was looking at the fans he was signing for, and noticed they were all kids, so I just figured he would take care of them first, and then get around to me. No problem. Then he proceeded to sign for some adults, so I moved a few feet in the direction he was going, as the people he was signing for began to disperse…He then completed signing for all the people in that area, and walked about 15 feet towards the dugout, and began signing for the rest of the people that were asking for his autograph.

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Apparently Rays Already Eliminated From Division Race

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Here is a graphic that aired this morning on ESPN’s “Sportscenter.” Rays are 1.5 games behind the Red Sox and one game behind the Yankees with 112 games to go. But apparently that is enough to eliminate the Rays from contention.

OK folks. Let’s pack it up. Somebody put Johnny Damon on eBay, and leave Kelly Shoppach by the curb. We’ll try again next year.

After all…why would anybody think the Rays could win the AL East? We can’t think of ONE REASON. And we definitely couldn’t think of a SECOND REASON.

Forbes Continues To Pile On The Rays

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Guess who is back with some more Rays-bashing? Yep, it is Forbes.com and their bevy of writers who may or may not be desperate for something to write about. After Mike Ozanian suggested that some in baseball want the Rays contracted, Tom Van Riper chimes in with an idea that is even more ridiculous.

The current collective bargaining agreement, which expires at the end of 2011, does prohibit any “centralized effort” by the commissioner or the clubs to contract teams. But it doesn’t prevent an individual owner from closing up shop if he chooses. So if Rays owner Stu Sternberg decides he wants out, “it’s difficult to force an owner to keep an unprofitable business going,” says Borden…Unless Charlotte or Las Vegas is ready to help Sternberg build a stadium, maybe he will just have to close up shop.

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When Tis Noble to Boo

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There is a well-worn cliché that baseball is a game of failure. It is a game where even the greatest hitters of all-time fail in more than 60% of their attempts. It is a game where most teams lose 33% of their games and there are years when 50% is better than average. And even though our local nine are in stride for five score victories and one of the greatest seasons in franchise history, they too have tasted the flavor of failure.

During those infrequent moments where all is not well in The Dome of the Great Orange – when the jaws of victory slacken and defeat escapes, briefly allowed to run wild before being embraced like a stray feline – there often grows a murmur of discontent among the viewing masses. From the party deck of the proletariat to the box seats of the bourgeois comes a sound most frequently reserved for the enemy. A sound that when spelled out looks similar to a Halloween surprise. But for the fans it means something far different, it means a nightmare of a sight they would rather not have seen. It means the rancid smell of losing and its agonizing stench has permeated not only the nasal cavity but the entire cranial cortex.

To paraphrase the modern day poet DMX, losing makes fans lose their mind and act the fool, act the fool.

But why? Why do people who claim their heart beats true for the Rays unleash a bevy of boisterous boos at the first sign of failure, especially if they know failure is an inherent part of the game?

Many, many moons ago, before the Rays, before Evan and Carl, before baseball, before The Babe and Ty Cobb, and even before America, before Honest Abe and George Washington, there was a group of London-based fans called “the groundlings”.

The groundlings – lower case “g”, mind you, not the 1980s comedy troupe of the same name – were the poorer members of society and as an escape from their daily rigmarole, would frequent the playhouses of the day. Unfortunately, however, the groundlings weren’t the most behaved bunch nor were they the most educated. They would boo and jeer and often miss the nuances, the plays on language, and subtleties of a performance. According to Henry Crosse, a religious spokesperson of the day,

“…the commonest haunters are for the most part, the leaudest persons in the land, apt for pilferie, periurie, forgerie, or any regories, the very scum, rascallitie, and baggage of the people, thieves cutpurses, shifters, cousoners; briefly an uncleane generation, and spaune of vipers…for a play is like a sinke in town; whereunto all the filth doth runne: or a byle in the body, that draweth all the humours into it.”

According to the all-knowing Wikipedia, the groundlings would even throw food at characters they did not like, similar to how fans of the Insane Clown Posse recently treated singer/celebrity Tila Tequila.

And yet the groundlings acted this way while watching some of the greatest stories of all-time by some of the greatest playwrights since antiquity. They are most well known, as a matter of fact, for their deplorable behavior during the plays of Shakespeare.

Looking back at the groundlings we have to ask ourselves, why? Did the groundlings not realize the historical impact of what they were watching? Did they not know they were watching greatness and performances of the highest level?

The answer to these questions is simple. The groundlings acted for the same reason fans boo players at Tropicana Field. Because they were emotionally invested.

For all its numbers and stone cold analysis, baseball is an emotional game. It might lack the physical contact of football, the constant motion of basketball and soccer, but what baseball lacks in action, it makes up for in suspense. The entire game watching experience is hinged on the epic showdown between pitcher and batter. Both players and fans ride a growing wave of emotion through every pitch, every at-bat, and every inning until the final out is recorded.

Players use the wave of the game for different purposes. Emotion from the first pitch fuels Jonny Gomes’s passion and desire to play with reckless abandon. The ability to surf atop the wave and use it for his own advantage is why Rafael Soriano appears as calm as he is.

The growing suspense of baseball affects fans as well. It is the reason they cheer more for the last out than the first. It was the reason 43,000 Houston Astro fans were suddenly silent after seeing Albert Pujols launch a Brad Lidge slider deep into the night sky on October 15th, 2005.

Fan response can also be viewed through the spectrum of basic crowd psychology. Many spectators are easily influenced by their fellow fans. This is especially true for drunks and children. If a father boos, his son or daughter is likely to follow suit, seeking affirmation through imitation. Drunks, of course, are easily impressionable in their own right. All it takes is one to boo and the others, not wanting to be left out, will gleefully join the cascade of negative expression. The children might not know better and the intoxicated attendees might regret it in the morning, but for that instant – that one moment in an inning in a game in a 162-game season – booing feels right.

Proximity to the action is also a factor in crowd response. The closer fans are to the action, the less likely they are to remember the big picture. Like an infantry soldier on the front lines who sees the battle and hears the bullets flying by his ear or an aforementioned groundling, who is pressed and packed into the front rows of the great theaters of yesteryear, those at the place of the action often lose the larger perspective. They often stare transfixed on one single tree, forgetting the form of the forest.

There are also fans who boo due to unfulfilled expectations. If a fan expects Evan Longoria to hit a home run every at bat, they may boo if he only hits a triple. Such actions are of course highly suspect and lack any knowledge of baseball reality, where home runs are not frequent and failure is the nature of the beast, but they could occur. A man from Mars or any other visitor unfamiliar with the game could want to see home runs and nothing else. They paid their money with those expectations and have hinged their dollars to their desired outcome.

Unfortunately, there are many analysts out there in the baseball community who take offense to fans booing home team players. Although they consider the human element for players as a caveat to any errors in statistical analysis or process, they do not allow for a shift in the overall psyche of the crowd. Just as an all-night bender could affect a player, conditions such as traffic, the weather, the economy, alcohol, or a bad day at work could affect how a fan reacts to the actions on the field. And, as I mentioned, when it comes to boos, one drip could easily start a flood.

One Blogger Thinks Carl Crawford Is Too ‘Street’ For The Yankees

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This isn’t the first time we have been down this road and unfortunately it probably won’t be the last

Was Watching is worried about the Yankees giving Carl Crawford a contract with too many years next winter. Why? We’ll let them tell you…

Two things about Carl Crawford: One, he’s very “street.” Think Mickey Rivers meets Rickey Henderson – not that there’s anything wrong with that. Two, I dunno why…but…I just have this feeling that he’s one of those players who will be out of the game by the time he’s 35 years old.

Let us get this straight. He is “very street” and there is nothing wrong with that. But it is one of the two reasons that the Yankees shouldn’t give Crawford a 7-year deal.

If you will give us a moment, we would like to address Steve Lombardi of Was Watching

Mr. Lombardi,

Have you lost your god damned mind?!?

Why is Crawford “street”? We don’t know. You don’t explain your reasoning, so we are left to speculate.

Is Crawford “street” because he has a neck tattoo? Did you know that the tattoo is his astrological sign, Leo? Nothing “street” about being into astrology.

Is Crawford “street” because he doesn’t talk like you? We have no idea where you are from, but we are going to guess that it is not the south. We suggest that you expand your horizons beyond the northeast and visit the south some time. You will find there are a lot of nice people that talk just like Crawford.

Is Crawford “street” because of the way he acts? We have been following Crawford’s career very closely for over 10 years. Ask our readers how often we are critical of or make fun of the Rays and their players (a lot). Ask them how often we have been critical or made fun of Crawford (very rarely). He has been an absolute model citizen. We don’t remember a single incident in which Crawford acted “street.” Whatever that is.

Or is Crawford “street” because he has a neck tattoo that you don’t understand, you are not familiar with people that talk like him, you have no idea how he acts…and because he is black? Do you prefer that African-Americans that play for the Yankees not have tattoos and sound more like you?

We certainly hope this is not the case. And we are going to give you the benefit of the doubt and give you a chance to explain what the hell you are talking about. Because right now? You just sound ignorant.

Troy Percival Should Be Suspended

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[Ed. note: the son of the fan in question is six years old]

This morning we gave Troy Percival a bit of a pass because we were not certain that his antics following Sunday’s game were directed at a fan. However, several sources informed us that Percival was indeed directing his rant and obscenities at the fan.

To recap: With two outs in the ninth inning, Evan Longoria leaned into the stands to catch a foul ball that was ultimately caught by a fan sitting in the third row. While we understood Longoria’s frustration, we thought his reaction was a little over the top.

But what is absolutely inexcusable was the behavior of Percival. Several moments after the final out, Percival gestured toward the fan and yelled at least one obscenity in a fit of rage.

No matter what you feel is the proper etiquette of the fan in that situation, keep in mind that the fan did nothing illegal, and he did not intentionally interfere with the game. It may have been wrong, but it was at worst, an innocent mistake.

Under absolutely no circumstances is it acceptable for a major league baseball player to scream obscenities at a fan.

It is definitely unacceptable to scream obscenities at your own fans.

And it is downright unforgivable to scream obscenities at a fan who is standing with his young son.

While Longoria’s actions could be considered, “in the heat of the moment,” Percival’s came a couple of minutes later and were clearly premeditated.

If Percival is not suspended or at least fined by Major League Baseball or the Tampa Bay Rays it sends the wrong message to the fans and it will leave an ugly taste in our mouth.

And to Mr. Percival: You are an embarrassment. You haven’t done squat for this team in almost a year, so don’t think your hall-of-fame career has earned you any free passes with us. And last time we checked YOU have cost the Rays a hell of a lot more wins than that one fan.