Juan Salas

  • The Hangover: Devil Rays Lose The Old-Fashined Way

    The Hangover: Devil Rays Lose The Old-Fashined Way

    July 25, 2007 at 11:41 am 1 comment

    Orioles 3, Devil Rays 0. It was nice of the Devil Rays to get back to losing in a fashion with which we are more familiar. You know the kind where Scott Kazmir pitches lights out for 5 innings and then wears down in an effort to pitch just well […]

     
  • The Hangover: The Devil Rays Allowed No Runs Yesterday!

    The Hangover: The Devil Rays Allowed No Runs Yesterday!

    July 24, 2007 at 11:58 am 0 comments

    Devil Rays (off day)The schedule makers must have seen this past weekend coming and mercifully gave the Rays and their dwindling fans base a much needed day off. DEVIL RAYS WEBTOPIA… BJ Upton and Robinson Cano were selected as AL co-players of the week. Upton hit .414 with 2 home […]

     
  • The Hangover: Carl Crawford Correct Choice To Represent Rays In All-Star Game

    The Hangover: Carl Crawford Correct Choice To Represent Rays In All-Star Game

    July 2, 2007 at 12:18 pm 1 comment

    Indians 3, Devil Rays 2. On a day when the Rays would lose their season-high seventh straight game, there was some good news that came from the Devil Rays clubhouse. While one could argue that there were 3-4 players with statistics more worthy of the All-Star game, when manager Jim […]

     
  • Down On The Farm: Josh Butler Has Solid Vero Beach Debut

    Down On The Farm: Josh Butler Has Solid Vero Beach Debut

    June 22, 2007 at 8:42 am 0 comments

    Durham 5, Scranton 1. Mitch Talbot struck out 6 and walked none in 6.1 innings. He gave up 1 run on 4 hits. Chad Orvella struck out 2 in 1.2 perfect innings. Since his return to Durham, Orvella has struck out 7 and only allowed 1 hit and no walks […]

     
  • Down On The Farm: Wade Davis Promoted; Rocco Baldelli Homers In Return

    Down On The Farm: Wade Davis Promoted; Rocco Baldelli Homers In Return

    June 18, 2007 at 8:15 am 0 comments

    Durham 7, Indy 3. Rocco Baldelli didn’t waste anytime getting his bat warmed up. In just the second at bat of his first live action in over a month, Baldelli hit a solo home run. He finished the game 1-3 with a walk as the Bulls’ DH. Justin Ruggiano went […]

     
  • The Hangover: Not Your Older Brother’s Devil Rays

    The Hangover: Not Your Older Brother’s Devil Rays

    June 13, 2007 at 10:53 am 1 comment

    Devil Rays 11, Padres 4. Shhhh. *in a hushed tone* The Rays have now won 7 of 9. We are afraid to say it too loud. If other people find out, they may think it is some sort of mistake and take some of the wins back. Last night it […]

     
  • The Hangover: Aubrey "Friggin" Huff

    The Hangover: Aubrey "Friggin" Huff

    May 10, 2007 at 10:18 am 2 comments

    Orioles 1, Devil Rays 0.Ok, we have ignored this post long enough. Quite frankly (I hate when I quote Steven A.) we we weren’t sure if we would be able to write a “Hangover” today. Last night hurt on so many levels. Let’s count them: For the second time this […]

     
  • The Hangover: Aubrey "Friggin" Huff

    The Hangover: Aubrey "Friggin" Huff

    May 10, 2007 at 10:18 am 2 comments

    Orioles 1, Devil Rays 0.Ok, we have ignored this post long enough. Quite frankly (I hate when I quote Steven A.) we we weren’t sure if we would be able to write a “Hangover” today. Last night hurt on so many levels. Let’s count them: For the second time this […]

     
  • [THE HANGOVER] Jae Seo Reaffirms His Position As Worst Pitcher In Baseball

    [THE HANGOVER] Jae Seo Reaffirms His Position As Worst Pitcher In Baseball

    May 9, 2007 at 10:07 am 2 comments

    Orioles 8, Devil Rays 3. The headline at DevilRays.com reads “Seo shaky in loss”. Shaky? 6 innings with 9 hits and 3 runs is shaky. Seo was awful. The headline in the Tampa Tribune reads “Seo Takes Step Back“. A step back? From what? From his last start, when he […]

     
  • [THE HANGOVER] Juan Salas Caught Injecting Himself With Idiot Enhancing Drugs

    [THE HANGOVER] Juan Salas Caught Injecting Himself With Idiot Enhancing Drugs

    May 8, 2007 at 11:47 am 0 comments

    With an off-night last night, we were all set to sing a little diddy to you about BJ Upton and his hot start. But then came word the Juan Salas had gone all “Jose Canseco” on us. We, like most Devil Rays fans have been shouting at the top of […]