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Postgame Shot Of Joe: Playing Without Heads Screwed On

Ben Zobrist, Cesar Ramos, Evan Longoria, Jonny Gomes 2 Comments »

Joe was simply galled at the play of the Rays tonight.

First, there was Dirtbag playing like he had his head in a trendy Fourth Street hotspot filled with nubile, scantily clad young lasses and not a baseball game at the Fruitdome.

But Longo was hardly alone. Still with the game not totally out of hand in the top of the seventh, the immortal Cesar Ramos gave up two quick singles and Scotty Rolen then hit a perfect 4-6-3 double-play ball to Zorilla who let the ball go right between his legs.

It was a horrible play, one of the worst Joe has seen on a major league level. A Little Leaguer would have been chewed out by his coach for such a play and rightly so. Rays fans began booing and Joe doesn’t blame them at all.

Zorilla doesn’t chase women since he’s happily married and he doesn’t hang out in Fourth Street watering holes so his head couldn’t have been in the same place Dirtbag’s was so Joe has no clue what Zorilla was thinking on that play but it was as if the Rays just showed up to collect a paycheck

It was a miserable game all around. The salt in the wound was when — youknow – Jonny — youknow – Gomes – youknow – [takes off left batting glove] returned — youknow – [puts left batting glove back on] belted — youknow – [takes off right batting glove] — a ball — youknow – [puts right batting glove back on] to a — youknow – catwalk for a — youknow – home run in his — youknow – return to the — youknow – Fruitdome.

(FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY JOE WISHES SOME REPORTER WOULD SAY TO GOMES, “NO JONNY, I DON’T KNOW! THAT’S WHY I’M ASKING YOU THE QUESTION.)

Just a heinous game.

Is Jonny Gomes Preparing For Role In “The Machinist 2″?

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We caught the end of the Reds-Giants tilt on Sunday Night Baseball, and when Jonny Gomes came to bat in the ninth inning, we were blown away by how little he looked. Here is a comparison of Gomes, circa 2008 and Gomes on Sunday night. The images are scaled so that the heads are the same length (using the nose and chin)…

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When They Were P-Rays

Carl Crawford, Desmond Jennings, Elliot Johnson, Jake McGee, Jonny Gomes, Josh Hamilton, Rocco Baldelli, Wade Davis 1 Comment »

The Princeton Rays have a great gallery of former players. Below are a few of those pictures. You can find the rest of the images on their Facebook page. [Princeton Rays Facebook]

Wade Davis, 2004

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Oh Jonny, We Just Can’t Quit You

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The image at right is from the celebration in the Cincinnati locker room after the Reds clinched the NL Central division title. That is Jonny Gomes rocking the personalized Reds bathrobe while smoking a cigar and drinking a Bud Light.

Jamie Ramsey of Better off Red recently interviewed Jonny, and he asked Gomes about the robe.

BOR: Finally, Jonny please tell everyone that you’re wearing your Reds robe around the house these days.
JG: That’s a no-brainer. I’ve got the red one and the white one, I mix it up. I’ve got two of them and that’s definitely my go-to in the offseason – the Reds robe.

BOR: I think one of the more popular photos on the blog after the clinch was the one of you in your robe and the big cigar and the goggles.
JG: You’re not partying unless you’re partying in a robe.

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[THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss A Shieldsian Performance, Soriano’s Debut And Gomes As A Fighter, Not A Lover

Andy Sonnanstine, James Shields, Jonny Gomes, Rafael Soriano, Sean Rodriguez, Wade Davis 4 Comments »

The GBT – The Good, The Bad and The Telling sandwich, where The Bad is nice and lean and the The Telling is ripe.

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THE GOOD: Sean Rodriguez. Rodzilla is becoming a fixture here. Yesterday was a diving catch and a single that he hustled into a double…Hank Blalock. Another double for Blalock, who now has 3 in limited action…James Shields. In what looked like a mid-June start, Shields allowed just 1 run in 5 innings of work, striking out 3 and walking none. And in typical Shieldsian fashion, the one run was a solo HR.

THE BAD: Rays Beat Reporters. Please stop calling Sean Rodriguez “S-Rod.” There is nothing in the AP Style Guide that says every big league ballplayer with the last name “Rodriguez” should have his name abbreviated in this manner. If you want to throw one out there every once in a while, that’s cool. But let’s not make it a habit. K? Thx.

THE TELLING: Rafael Soriano made his debut with the Rays, striking out the first two batters he faced. He did give up a double and hit a batter…Matt Joyce participated in a minor league going 1-6.

DEVIL DOGS WEBTOPIA

  • Programming note: We are off to New Orleans for the first two rounds of the NCAA tournament, so updates around here will be few and far between for the next couple of days. We think you will survive just fine.
  • Fernando Perez, John Jaso, Jose Lobaton and Chris Richard were sent to minor league camp.
  • Love this line: “How did [the Reds] go a year with Jonny Gomes on the team and no fights?” And when various players were asked who they wanted on their side in a fight, Gomes was the unanimous choice. When told about this, Gomes responded “You don’t need a second. I’ll be No. 2, too”…We miss that guy (thanks Doug). [CNATI]
  • Joe Maddon called the battle for the 5th spot in the rotation between Wade Davis and Andy Sonnanstine, “the proverbial flip of a coin”…More to come on this later today. [St. Pete Times]
  • Roger Mooney writes that Andy Sonnanstine’s “rigorous offseason workout program” is paying off this spring. [Tampa Tribune]
  • Former Rays prospect Elijah Dukes was released by the Nationals yesterday. Some are saying the move had nothing to do with off-the field issues…Umm, when was the last time a team released a young, talented starting player that was making the league minimum? Not even the Rays are that cheap (Dukes’ contract was non-guranteed). [MLB Trade Rumors]
  • Marc Topkin writes about Rafael Soriano’s debut. [St. Pete Times]
  • Roger Mooney has 5 questions for Heath Phillips. [Tampa Tribune]

[THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss The Top Prospect, Perez’ New Glove And Another Mohawk

David Price, Fernando Perez, Jonny Gomes, Jonny Gomes is a Crazy Bitch, Reid Brignac 4 Comments »

The GBT – The Good, The Bad and The Telling sandwich, where The Bad is nice and lean and the The Telling is ripe.

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  • It was an off-day for the Rays, but David Price still got his work in, throwing 60 pitches in a minor league game. He is expected to make his next start on Saturday. [St. Pete Times]
  • Rays Prospects is running a series this week in which each day several Rays bloggers will give their take on a particular question. First up is Wade Davis versus Jeremy Hellickson. [Rays Prospects]
  • Fernando Perez lost most of the 2009 season because he was “endorsing” a type of glove he has always hated. [Tampa Tribune]
  • The Rays want to feature local high school drum lines to be a part of their 2010 advertising campaign. Why? “…to create a unique connection across the Tampa Bay region.” Bands that want to be consider can apply at this link. [Rays Drum Line]
  • The Rays want to turn Friday nights into a “baseball nightclub.” Sounds fun, right? Fireworks and t-shirts! Yeah, not so much. [Tampa Tribune]
  • Joe Smith writes about Reid Brignac’s hot start in a quest for a big league job. [St. Pete Times]
  • The St. Pete City Council won’t have anything to with the ABC group, but the Pinellas County Commission will listen to what they have to say. [Tampa Tribune]
  • Guess who has a mohawk again? Yep, it is that “Crazy Bitch,” Jonny Gomes. [Bugs and Cranks]
  • Rays Revolutionary takes a closer look at what we have learned early on in spring training. [Rays Revolutionary]

[THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss

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The GBT – The Good, The Bad and The Telling sandwich, where The Bad is nice and lean and the The Telling is ripe.

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DEVIL DOGS WEBTOPIA

  • Not for nothin’, but Jonny Gomes hit 3 home runs last night. Of course, this wasn’t the first time he has accomplished that feat. We’re not sayin’, but we’re just sayin’.
  • Joe Dillon cleared waivers and accepted his assignment to triple-A. [The Heater]
  • The Rays are close to signing their 3rd, 4th and 5th round picks. [St. Pete Times]
  • The Rays Party breaks down JP Howell’s pitches with some pretty pictures for those of you that are more visually oriented…A couple of things we love: 1) All 3 of Howell’s pitches cross the plate in a different vertical plane. Important because hitters can’t sit on a particular zone; 2) both his Curve and Fastball absolutely paint the black on average (inside to a right-hander), while his nasty change is much more tempting out over the middle; 3) and look at how much vertical break he gets on the curve. You don’t see that much anymore as more pitchers throw a slider or something more akin to a slurve. [The Rays Party]
  • According to Buster Olney, “some rival talent evaluators” believe the Rays are going to shop BJ Upton this off-season (link hidden behind ESPN’s “Insider” wall). [ESPN]
  • Andy MacPhail says the O’s expect to complete their deal with the Rays for Gregg Zaun on Monday, but that the player coming back could be “pretty much anything.” [MASN]
  • Rays the Stakes juxtaposes the seasons of Jason Bartlett and BJ Upton. [Rays the Stakes]
  • JoeMaddonSucks.com noticed that the MSM is no longer kissing Joe Maddon’s behind. [Joe Maddon Sucks]
  • The New York Daily News has the Rays falling all the way to #14 in their latest power ranking. [New York Daily News]
  • The Top 177 Devil Rays ever is back for their latest installment. They are now into the top 50. [Bugs and Cranks]

Pat Burrell Caught With His Pants Down

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Amongst all the craziness that went down in the series finale with the Indians yesterday, was this little nugget in Marc Lancaster’s column (thanks Amanda). After Kerry Wood threw a second pitch at BJ Upton and the benches emptied, Pat Burrell was in the clubhouse and wanted to join his teammates on the field. There was one small problem…

“I didn’t like how that went down,” said Pat Burrell, who hurriedly threw on some pants and a jersey to join the scrum on the field that followed Wood’s second pitch.

Martin Fennelly added this great comparison to former Devil Ray ($18) Jonny Gomes.

Even Rays Pat Burrell, on his way to the DL (stiff neck) and in the clubhouse in a veritable state of undressed, ran onto the field as he pulled up his zipper and yanked on a jersey. It wasn’t even his jersey. In the old days, Jonny Gomes would have come out naked.

So we went to the video tape, and sure enough…

There is Burrell in the middle of the scrum.This image was snapped exactly 47 seconds after Joe Maddon first stepped out of the dugout yelling at Victor Martinez. And as we can see he is already mulling about in the middle so he has been there for a while.

A conservative estimate says that Burrell went from naked, to the middle of the scrum, in about 30-35 seconds [see update below]. That is a guy that has a lot of practice putting clothes back on very quickly.

He did manage to find his own jersey, but it is his batting practice jersey as you can see by the white side panels. Untucked, no cap, white sneakers and we are not even sure those are uniform pants. They seem too white and might be lacking the blue piping.

Of course, Burrell is on the DL with a neck injury, which begs the question: Why was Burrell not wearing any pants in the first place?

Pat Burrell caught with his pants down. Or as Pat calls it…Sunday.

[Update] Here is a second image that was snapped only 20 seconds after the yelling began and we can see Burrell running out of the dugout. Wow. Just wow.

Wacky, wild win for Rays against Indians [Tampa Tribune]
Another manic day for Rays [Tampa Tribune]

[THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss Dirtbag’s Hot Bat, The Ghost Of Baserunning Past And A More Comfortable Giraffe

Andy Sonnanstine, Evan Longoria, Gabe Kapler, Jeff Niemann, Jonny Gomes 7 Comments »

Rays Orioles BaseballTime to bring back the GBT – The Good, The Bad and The Telling sandwich, where The Bad is nice and lean and the The Telling is ripe.

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THE GOOD: Dirtbag! Evan Longoria homered twice and is absolutely locked in right now. that is 4 home runs on the season already. What is his over/under right now? 40?…Benny Boo Boo’s D. Nice dive-’em-out, throw-’em-out by Ben Zobrist in the second inning to get Andy Sonnanstine out of a lead off double situation…Lance Cormier. This is exactly why the Rays need Cormier in the bullpen. Down 5-1 early, Cormier came in and pitched 2.1 shutout innings to keep the Rays in the game as they whittled away at the lead. They came up short yesterday *cough* Kapler *cough* but Cormier is going to help the Rays win a few this season…The Not-So-Fat Catcher. Dioner Navarro ended his mini-skid with his first home run. Mark our words. When this season is over, Navarro will have a line of .310-18-70, or not.

THE BAD: Ghost of Baserunning Past. For a team that stresses fundamentals as much as the Rays, it is amazing how many gaffes they make on the basepaths. First it was Carl Crawford getting thrown out in the first trying to stretch a double into a triple, which of course happened 3 pitches before Evan Longoria’s first home run. And then it was Gabe Kapler who, we don’t even know what he was doing. He was thrown out lollygagging around third base on Ben Zobrist’s infield single to end the rally in the 4th. Of course, the Rays lost by 1…The Duke. Andy Sonnanstine is what he is, and if we have said it once, we have said it many times, when Sonny is hittable, he is very hittable. He just doesn’t have the natural stuff to get guys out when he isn’t on top of his game…Offensive Offense. A good team cannot be held to one run by Lurch. Mark Hendrickson is capable of a good start, but the Rays are too good for it to happen to them. And 7 strikeouts with no walks in the final 3 innings. Yikes.

THE TELLING: The loss ended a 12-game winning streak over the O’s…We would be interested to see a split of Andy Sonnanstine’s stats in weather under 50°. For a pitcher that relies so much on feel, we have a feeling the numbers are not very good.

SUNBURST PLAYER OF THE GAME: Evan Longoria. This one is a no brainer. If he keeps this up, we are renaming the award after him. “The Dirtbag Award.” Or we will just say the player of the game not named Evan Longoria.

DEVIL DOGS WEBTOPIA

  • Can anybody explain this audio clip? And is it telling that we found this on the same night that Gabe Kapler got caught staring at his own biceps while running the bases? And should we be disturbed that this clip is actually part 2 and there is another one out there? [WEEI]
  • The Rays Party has a fun little guide to all the Tampa Bay Rays blogs. The number of blogs is growing. That is a good sign, as the number of blogs is likely proportional to the number of fans. [The Rays Party]
  • Jeff Niemann says he is not as nervous this season and Joe Maddon added that the Giraffe looks more comfortable this year (Maddon did not call Niemann a giraffe, although it would be pretty funny if he did). In the same piece, Marc Topkin says BJ Upton is still scheduled to join the Rays on Monday for their home opener. [St. Pete Times]
  • MLB Trade Rumors reviews the Rays off-season moves. [MLB Trade Rumors]
  • Rays of Light has the update on Jonny Gomes’ whereabouts. [Rays of Light]

[THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss A Pathetic Offensive Showing, Ruggiano Hitting Little Girls With Bats And Gomes’ Hot Spring

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Rays Indians Spring BaseballTime to bring back the GBT – The Good, The Bad and The Telling sandwich, where The Bad is nice and lean and the The Telling is ripe.

THE GOOD: The Rays were down 7-0 after 5 innings, which is when the regulars are in the game. There is nothing good to be found.

THE BAD: What Patience? On the same day we praised the Rays for finally drawing more walks than strikeouts (7 to 5 in Saturday’s game), the Rays had their worst offensive showing of the season, striking out 15 (!) times and drawing only 1 walk. In fact, the first (and only) walk came in the 8th inning after the Rays had already K’d 13 times. Makes us want to throw a bunch of bats in the shower and call them lollygaggers...Morgan Ensberg was the biggest culprit, going 0-3 with 3 Ks. Ensberg is now 3-18 (.167; all singles) with 7 Ks and only 1 walk…Reid Brignac added another 0-fer, striking out in both of his at bats. He is now 1-18 in the spring with 6Ks and 1 walk…Wade Davis. In maybe his last spring start with the Rays, Davis was pounded, allowing 6 runs in 2.2 innings on 8 hits and 2 walks. He also gave up 2 home runs.

THE TELLING: Evan Longoria once again batted third with Carlos Pena batting cleanup.

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  • Justin Ruggiano accidentally struck a batgirl with his bat while taking practice swings in the on deck circle. In addition to the welt on the girl’s forehead (was she not wearing a batting helmet?), Ruggiano gave her an autographed bat inscribed with “P.S. Sorry about your head.”…And we are sure it was just a coincidence that the girl was wearing Red Sox gear. [Fort Myers News-Press]
  • Joe Maddon spoke highly of Elliot Johnson who is trying to remold himself into a utility player. [St. Pete Times]

“He’s a live-body guy, he’s got a great arm,” Maddon said. “You see him in the outfield, how easily he gets after the ball, as well as he’s a switch-hitter. He’s a very interesting utility guy to me. I feel good with him at first, second, he can play short, third and all three (outfield spots). Easily. And I would have no qualm putting him at any position, athletically speaking…But athletically speaking, I’m seeing better base­running, I’m seeing more comfort, more of a sense of belonging,” Maddon said. “He feels like he should be here now, and that’s all good.”

  • Jonny Gomes is having himself a pretty decent spring training with his new club. He is 6-14 (.429) with 2 home runs and 9 driven in. [MLB]
  • In maybe the most daring list of internet endurance since “Stuff White People Like,” David Chalk continues his list of the top Devil Rays ever. He is up to #142 and still chugging along. [Bugs and Cranks]
  • And of course he is also still churning with his “Your Team Ain’t S#!t” series. #10, the D-Backs. [Bugs and Cranks]