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  • [PARTY AT PLASCHKE'S] FireJoeMorgan Moves Out Mom’s Basement, Closes Doors

    [PARTY AT PLASCHKE'S] FireJoeMorgan Moves Out Mom’s Basement, Closes Doors

    November 14, 2008 at 12:22 pm 3 comments

    FireJoeMorgan seems to think they can just close up shop and deprive us all of whatever it was they did, which somehow always made us feel better about ourselves. The Professor: OMG OMG OMG!!! It’s an FJMchat! Get out your [sic]s, fire up the WTF?! machine and say your goodbyes, […]

     
  • [ROCCO BALDELLI] Apparently Rocco Baldelli’s Condition Is A Joke To Kevin Hench

    [ROCCO BALDELLI] Apparently Rocco Baldelli’s Condition Is A Joke To Kevin Hench

    March 16, 2008 at 7:33 pm 3 comments

    Kevin Hench is a friggin’ idiot. He thinks he is funny by making fun of Rocco Baldelli. He is not. Rocco Baldelli is a five-tool player: and those tools are scalpel, knee brace, cane, sling and Ace bandage…Baldelli has appeared in 127 of a possible 486 games the last three […]

     
  • [FERNANDO PEREZ] Rays Prospect Overcomes Handicap

    [FERNANDO PEREZ] Rays Prospect Overcomes Handicap

    March 5, 2008 at 12:44 pm 8 comments

    For those of you that are regular readers of Fire Joe Morgan, it is apparently impossible for a journalist to write an article about David Eckstein without mentioning that he is only 4’2″ tall. These journalists are also required to mention that despite being so small, Eckstein’s heart is the […]