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Postgame Shot Of Joe: Time For A Divorce

Dan Wheeler, Dwayne Staats, Joe Maddon hates my liver 18 Comments »

Why does it not shock Joe that this Dan Wheeler would blow a game? And why does it not shock Joe that Merlot Joe is culpable?

Wheeler — who has become such an embarrassment Dwayne Staats is secretly hoping his daughter gets a divorce — shouldn’t have been out there in that situation in the first place, a tie game in the 10th inning. That’s begging for disaster.

Guess what happened? Whoops! Pathetic!

Joe was monitoring Twitter at that moment and read some allegedly sober people claim Merlot Joe almost had to use Wheeler because the Rays were running out of arms.

Who exactly is responsible for that? Merlot Joe of course! Seven relief pitchers he ran out there — seven!

This Creeping LaRussaism is simply out of hand. Please, someone, anyone, cite a Florida state statute or an 11th commandment where MFISUO or MFIKY cannot pitch more than one inning? Go ahead.

What a marvelous comeback by the Rays. And watch a tank job by a manager who tried to wear a path to the mound on the fake grass with his mix-and-match nonsense. This is exactly the corner you paint yourself in playing these types of mind games if a manager is allergic to a relief pitcher throwing more than one inning (when Chad Qualls threw over an inning, word is that Merlot Joe broke out in hives).

Good thing Merlot Joe never managed Bob Gibson. He would have been punched.

[TAMPA BAY RAYS MEDIA] Media Approval Ratings: Results

Andy Freed, Dave Wills, Dwayne Staats, Joe Magrane, John Romano, Marc Lancaster, Marc Topkin, Martin Fennelly, Media Approval Ratings, Todd Kalas 8 Comments »

We still have several of these to go through, but thought we would show how the various Rays media members are faring so far…


In general, Rays fans are happy with the on-air media with all scoring above 90%. As for the print media, the fans are more supportive of the writers from the St. Pete Times. Could this be an anti-Tampa Tribune bias? Or maybe this is a reflection of the Yankees love-fest that regularly occurs at the Tribune?

[THE HANGOVER] Willy Aybar Has Stepped Up In Dirtbag’s Absence

BJ Upton, Dwayne Staats, Joe Maddon, Willy Aybar 5 Comments »



THE GOOD: James Shields. Shields is the gamer in the Rays rotation. More than any of the other 4, Shields is able to overcome nights when he has less than his best stuff. Of course, he was aided by some stellar defense in the first couple of innings or else he would have given up more than 2 runs. But he survived those patches and was able to adjust the weapons he did have and work around the ones he didn’t…Defense at key moments. Early in the game James Shields was struggling and the defense came up big when it needed to. In the first inning, with a man on first, a looping liner up the middle was snagged by Jason Bartlett who then doubled the runner up at first. That play was followed by a leaping catch at the wall by Gabe Gross to end the inning. Then in the second, BJ Upton fired a laser to home to gun down Torii Hunter trying to score…Willy Aybar. Evan Longoria has not played since Aug. 7. In that span of 11 games, Aybar is 16-44 (.364) with 6 multi-hit games, 7 runs scored, 7 extra-base hits, including 3 home runs, 9 RBI and 5 walks to only 4 Ks. He also has posted a 1.111 OPS (.429 OBP/.682 SLG) over that time period.

THE BAD: In the 6th inning with the Rays trailing 2-0, with men on first and third with 1 out, BJ Upton reached on an error scoring 1 run. As Upton passed first base, the ball bounded away and Upton thought about going to second. Well, the thought manifested as a shoulder juke before thinking better of it. Howie Kendrick tagged Upton and the umpire ruled that Upton had made a move towards second base later saying he’s called guys out “for less”. Dwayne Staats summed up the play best: “One of the worst calls I have ever seen in 35 years in baseball.” Joe Maddon was ejected, getting his money’s worth, dropping about 76 F-bombs on both the offending umpire and the crew chief.

THE TELLING: By our unofficial count, Joe Maddon has now been ejected 10 times since becoming the manager of the Rays. 5 of those were against the Angels…The Rays are 10-2 in James Shields last 12 starts…The Rays have now won 8 games in which they trailed after 7 innings…

DEVIL RAYS WEBTOPIA

  • Let’s do the Live Blog-A-Baloo! Tonight’s contest is on ESPN. If we are lucky, Steve Phillips will broadcast the game providing plenty of unintentional comedy factor. We will see you back here at 6:00 sharp.
  • Marc Lancaster provides the blow-by-blow of Joe Maddon’s post-game rant concerning the play at first base…The interesting piece is the use of the word “unconscionable”. Dwayne Staats used the same word in his description of the play. That’s a big word and we are not exactly sure what it means. But considering the usage, it must mean “horseshit call by a lousy friggin’ umpire.” [Rays Report]
  • BJ Upton apologized yesterday, one day after his latest baserunning gaffe. [The Heater]

“There’s no excuse for it. It can’t happen. Especially in the middle of a pennant race. Every run matters, every out matters. So I want to apologize for it. It’s just something that can’t happen…I know that’s not me,” he said. “I feel like I go out and play hard every day. I want to win as much as anybody in this room. Once again, things like that can’t happen. It just so happens they’re magnified a little bit more now than they have been in the past. It’s something I’ve got to deal with and not let it happen again.”