Carl Crawford

  • DevilRays.com Knows Not Of This Baseball That We Speak Of

    DevilRays.com Knows Not Of This Baseball That We Speak Of

    June 27, 2007 at 12:31 pm 3 comments

    We are beginning to wonder who the hell writes the headlines for the stories at DevilRays.com. We hope for Dawn Klemish’s sake, it is not the same person that writes the articles. After this latest diaper filled with Indian poop, we are not even sure it is somebody that knows […]

     
  • The Hangover: Ken Rosenthal Is A Smart Guy (Sometimes)

    The Hangover: Ken Rosenthal Is A Smart Guy (Sometimes)

    June 27, 2007 at 10:30 am 0 comments

    White Sox 6, Devil Rays 1.just a quick “Hangover” today…we promise to drink more tonight… DEVIL RAYS WEBTOPIA… Ken Rosenthal of FoxSports says it would be a mistake to trade Carl Crawford (we agree): “I wouldn’t even consider trading him,” the GM (of a rival team) says. “Some might say, […]

     
  • The Hangover: Edwin Jackson Could Be Key To Chasing Charlie Hough

    The Hangover: Edwin Jackson Could Be Key To Chasing Charlie Hough

    June 25, 2007 at 10:07 am 1 comment

    Devil Rays 9, Dodgers 4.Early on, it looked like yet another typical performance from Edwin Jackson. After allowing 4 hits (including a home run) and 2 runs in the top of the first, Jackson settled down and held the Dodgers to 5 hits and a walk over the next 5 […]

     
  • The Hangover: James Shields’ Growing Pains

    The Hangover: James Shields’ Growing Pains

    June 21, 2007 at 10:47 am 0 comments

    Diamondbacks 7, Devil Rays 4. James Shields was roughed up in his second straight start. As has been the case all season long, Shields was susceptible to the long ball allowing two home runs. The difference in the last two starts is that the home runs came at inopportune times, […]

     
  • The Hangover: Ruddy Lugo Ready To Unleash His Reading Prowess On Oakland Area Children

    The Hangover: Ruddy Lugo Ready To Unleash His Reading Prowess On Oakland Area Children

    June 15, 2007 at 12:53 pm 1 comment

    Padres 7, Devil Rays 1.JP Howell did his job. After a shaky first in which he gave up an unearned run on 1 hit and 2 walks, Howell settled down and faced only one over the minimum over the next 6 innings. Unfortunately, as soon as Gary Glover allowed the […]

     
  • The Hangover: Andy Sonnanstine Earns First Win And A Nickname

    The Hangover: Andy Sonnanstine Earns First Win And A Nickname

    June 11, 2007 at 10:08 am 1 comment

    Devil Rays 9, Marlins 4. It is all about winning series. Find a way to win 2 of 3 every time out. The win yesterday gave the Rays their second straight series win and both were highly improbable. After losing the opening game of each series with bullpen melt-downs of […]

     
  • The Hangover: El Gato Strikes Again

    The Hangover: El Gato Strikes Again

    June 5, 2007 at 9:11 am 0 comments

    Devil Rays 4, Royals 2. Carlos Pena was 3-3 and hit his 12th home run and his 56th catwalk. How good has Pena been this season? Of the 12 players in the AL with at least 11 home runs, Pena’s 131 at bats are at least 56 fewer than any […]

     
  • The Hangover: JP Howell Proves Better Than Axis Of Evil

    The Hangover: JP Howell Proves Better Than Axis Of Evil

    June 4, 2007 at 9:56 am 1 comment

    Devil Rays 5, Royals 1. Let’s see if we can make it three for three… On two previous occasions we have been critical of headlines found on devilrays.com. On both occasions, the title of the article was subsequently changed. On the first occasion, the title was factually wrong and on […]

     
  • The Hangover: That’s Why We Call Him ‘James The Greater’

    The Hangover: That’s Why We Call Him ‘James The Greater’

    May 31, 2007 at 10:53 am 3 comments

    Devil Rays 5, Tigers 3. James Shields proved last night that if he wants a W, he just going to have to go out and do it himself. Shields had not won since a May 3rd victory over the Twins. That’s a span of 4 starts including a start in […]

     
  • The Hangover: Edwin Jackson Reminded Why He Wears A Glove. We Are Reminded Why He Is In The Majors

    The Hangover: Edwin Jackson Reminded Why He Wears A Glove. We Are Reminded Why He Is In The Majors

    May 29, 2007 at 11:22 am 2 comments

    Devil Rays 6, Tigers 5. If someone would have approached us and said “would you sign for being tied with the Yankees after 49 games?” We would have been idiots to say ‘no’, yet somehow being tied with the Yankees and 13.5 games behind the Pink Hats is not so […]