Barry Bonds

  • [THE HANGOVER] Rays Drop Magic Number To 33 Despite Upton’s Mental Mistake

    [THE HANGOVER] Rays Drop Magic Number To 33 Despite Upton’s Mental Mistake

    August 19, 2008 at 11:06 am 1 comment

    THE GOOD: Andy Sonnanstine. All The Duke does is win, improving to 13-6 on the season. Show of hands: Who thought Sonny would be leading the Rays in wins in the middle of August? Put your damn hands down. Of course, Duke did his best Scott Kazmir impersonation last night, […]

     
  • [THE HANGOVER] Garza Saves Overworked Bullpen With 2-Hit Shutout

    [THE HANGOVER] Garza Saves Overworked Bullpen With 2-Hit Shutout

    August 16, 2008 at 12:40 pm 0 comments

    THE GOOD: The “Good” starts and ends with Matt Garza who pitched a 2-hitter for his second shutout of the season. One night after Joe Maddon was forced to use all 7 of his relief pitchers in an extra-inning contest, it was imperative Garza work deep into the night and […]

     
  • [BARRY BONDS] ‘The Sabean Corollary’ Proves Rays Should Not Sign Barry Bonds

    [BARRY BONDS] ‘The Sabean Corollary’ Proves Rays Should Not Sign Barry Bonds

    August 14, 2008 at 12:15 pm 5 comments

    Now that Carl Crawford is going to be lost for the remainder of the regular season and Evan Longoria is out for 3 weeks, some think the Rays need to sign Barry Bonds more than ever. After months of saying the Rays wouldn’t, yesterday we finally warmed-up a bit to […]

     
  • [THE HANGOVER] Rays Lose Throwback Game, Playing Like ’02 Devil Rays

    [THE HANGOVER] Rays Lose Throwback Game, Playing Like ’02 Devil Rays

    August 13, 2008 at 11:30 am 2 comments

    Oakland 2, Tampa Bay Rays 1. (Sorry. The standings/schedule widget called in sick today. Should be back tomorrow) THE GOOD: Scott Kazmir. We really don’t want to put Kaz here, but we are trying to find something positive from last night. Anything. And Kid K has been so bad, that […]

     
  • [THE HANGOVER] When Sonnanstine Is Hittable, He Is Very Hittable

    [THE HANGOVER] When Sonnanstine Is Hittable, He Is Very Hittable

    April 15, 2008 at 9:19 am 4 comments

    THE GOOD: Not a god damned thing..OK…Evan Longoria’s first major league home run to tie up the game was a nice moment…And Joe Maddon actually sounding pieved in the post-game press conference was a refreshing change…Outside of that? Not a damn thing. THE BAD: We don’t want to talk about […]

     
  • [THE SATURDAY MORNING REVOLUTION] Evan Longoria Makes Yet Another Statement

    [THE SATURDAY MORNING REVOLUTION] Evan Longoria Makes Yet Another Statement

    March 15, 2008 at 9:28 am 0 comments

    Tampa Bay Devil Dogs (16 days until opening day) DRG here again to cover my Devil Dogs while The Prof is covering competitive sledding in Canada… Yesterday: Tampa Bay Rays 8, Blue Jays 4. I know it is only spring training but it is a nice feeling to see the […]

     
  • [BARRY BONDS] Exploring Exactly What Barry Bonds Would Mean To Rays

    [BARRY BONDS] Exploring Exactly What Barry Bonds Would Mean To Rays

    March 13, 2008 at 12:46 pm 16 comments

    According to one projection system, the Rays are a 92-win team with Bonds… A few weeks ago, news broke that the Rays had brought up Barry Bonds’ name in internal discussions of available free agents. At the time we made it clear that it was highly unlikely that the Rays […]

     
  • [BARRY BONDS] Media Continues To Twist Barry Bonds Story

    [BARRY BONDS] Media Continues To Twist Barry Bonds Story

    February 28, 2008 at 10:06 am 7 comments

    As we pointed out a few days ago, there have now been 64 katrillion gabillion Barry Bonds-to-the-Rays stories. For the most part we have glossed over most of these and don’t feel the need to point you to every article as they all say one of two things: 1) Bonds […]

     
  • [HAPPY HOUR] Reid Brignac’s Little Piggy Not Going To Bat

    [HAPPY HOUR] Reid Brignac’s Little Piggy Not Going To Bat

    February 27, 2008 at 4:38 pm 0 comments

    Tampa Bay Rays (33 days until Opening Day) The injury bug is striking the Rays camp early this year. After earlier scares from Scott Kazmir and David Price, we now get word that Reid Brignac will miss a week with a broken toe. In other injury news from yesterday’s intrasquad […]

     
  • [RAYS MEDIA] Why The Rays Columnists Suck: Marc Topkin

    [RAYS MEDIA] Why The Rays Columnists Suck: Marc Topkin

    February 26, 2008 at 1:14 pm 17 comments

    Two in two days? It just wouldn’t be fair if we didn’t honor Marc Topkin after his performance yesterday… Marc Topkin sucks because of THIS GOOGLE WEB SEARCH…THIS GOOGLE BLOG SEARCH…and THIS GOOGLE NEWS SEARCH. And he especially sucks for those “Barry Bonds Ringtone” ads that now litter this site. […]