Aubrey Huff is an idiot

  • [THE SATURDAY MORNING REVOLUTION] Garza Is Latest Pitcher To Shutdown Opposition

    [THE SATURDAY MORNING REVOLUTION] Garza Is Latest Pitcher To Shutdown Opposition

    May 24, 2008 at 10:33 am 1 comment

    DRG here again to get you through the weekend. I can be reached here.. The Good: Matt Garza is still walking too many (4 last night) but he was better about getting ahead of batters. You can always tell when Garza is going to have a good night by his […]

     
  • [THE HANGOVER] Rays Opening Day Lives Up To Hype

    [THE HANGOVER] Rays Opening Day Lives Up To Hype

    April 1, 2008 at 9:16 am 1 comment

    Tampa Bay Rays (1-0) Yesterday: Tampa Bay Rays 6, Baltimore 2. The Good: Winning is about pitching and James Shields did his job. He needed only 86 pitches (53 strikes) to get through 7 innings. That despite walking 3 batters, something he only did 4 times in 2007…The new and […]

     
  • FORMER RAYS Aubrey Huff Just Doesn’t Know When To Shut The Hell Up

    FORMER RAYS Aubrey Huff Just Doesn’t Know When To Shut The Hell Up

    November 12, 2007 at 2:50 pm 6 comments

    In July of 2006, the Devil Rays traded Aubrey Huff to the Houston Astros. Following the season, he signed a 3 year/$20 million contract with the Baltimore Orioles. In doing so, Huff remarked about how it would be refreshing to play for a team with a chance to win. Nevermind […]

     
  • The Hangover: Aubrey Huff Takes Title of "Rays Killer" From Chuck LaMar

    The Hangover: Aubrey Huff Takes Title of "Rays Killer" From Chuck LaMar

    September 5, 2007 at 10:34 am 1 comment

    Orioles 8, Devil Rays 4.If anybody is still wondering why the Rays struggle against the one team in the AL East that they should be able to compete with, they need look no further than Aubrey Friggin’ Huff. We are here to anoint Huff as Chuck LaMar’s replacement as the […]

     
  • The Hangover: Aubrey Huff Takes Title of "Rays Killer" From Chuck LaMar

    The Hangover: Aubrey Huff Takes Title of "Rays Killer" From Chuck LaMar

    September 5, 2007 at 10:34 am 1 comment

    Orioles 8, Devil Rays 4.If anybody is still wondering why the Rays struggle against the one team in the AL East that they should be able to compete with, they need look no further than Aubrey Friggin’ Huff. We are here to anoint Huff as Chuck LaMar’s replacement as the […]

     
  • The Hangover: Break Up The Rays!

    The Hangover: Break Up The Rays!

    August 29, 2007 at 9:44 am 0 comments

    Devil Rays 15, Orioles 8. Just the links today DEVIL RAYS WEBTOPIA… The Rays elimination number in the division remains 3, and is 10 for the wild card. With 30 games remaining, the Rays need 11 wins to avoid another 100-loss season. They have a 5-game lead over the White […]

     
  • The Hangover:

    The Hangover:

    August 23, 2007 at 8:39 am 0 comments

    Devil Rays 2, Red Sox 1. The Devil Rays struck out 9 times last night. How unusual is that? Not at all. The Rays lead the AL with 986 strikeouts. The AL record was set by the 1996 Detroit Tigers who whiffed an amazing 1,266 times. They are averaging 7.8 […]

     
  • The Hangover: El Gato Strikes Again

    The Hangover: El Gato Strikes Again

    June 5, 2007 at 9:11 am 0 comments

    Devil Rays 4, Royals 2. Carlos Pena was 3-3 and hit his 12th home run and his 56th catwalk. How good has Pena been this season? Of the 12 players in the AL with at least 11 home runs, Pena’s 131 at bats are at least 56 fewer than any […]

     
  • The Hangover: Edwin Jackson Reminded Why He Wears A Glove. We Are Reminded Why He Is In The Majors

    The Hangover: Edwin Jackson Reminded Why He Wears A Glove. We Are Reminded Why He Is In The Majors

    May 29, 2007 at 11:22 am 2 comments

    Devil Rays 6, Tigers 5. If someone would have approached us and said “would you sign for being tied with the Yankees after 49 games?” We would have been idiots to say ‘no’, yet somehow being tied with the Yankees and 13.5 games behind the Pink Hats is not so […]

     
  • The Hangover: Growing Pains

    The Hangover: Growing Pains

    April 17, 2007 at 8:48 am 0 comments

    Orioles 9, Devil Rays 7. We don’t want to talk about it. OK, we will say this. We better get used to it. This is a team that will look like a playoff contender on some nights and the Bad News Bears on others. During last season’s post-all-star break swoon, […]