Evan Longoria

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  [THE HANGOVER] It Was Edwin Jackson Vs Josh Beckett. What Were You Expecting?

  June 5, 2008 at 10:49 am 3 comments

  THE GOOD: (see “THE TELLING”) THE BAD: (see “THE TELLING”) THE TELLING: C’mon people. Think about this for a second. It was Edwin Jackson versus Josh Beckett in Fenway Park. If they played that game 100 times, the Rays would win it 1 time and only because Beckett would be […]

   
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  [THE HANGOVER] Right Fielders Are To The Rays What QBs Are To Jon Gruden

  May 30, 2008 at 10:10 am 3 comments

  THE GOOD: Jason Bartlett stole 3 bases, including 3rd base twice…BJ Upton threw a runner out at third base on the fly… THE BAD: The Golden Sombrero for Jonny Gomes…Edwin Jackson being Edwin. After 27 pitches in the 2nd inning we knew it was going to be a long night…Rays […]

   
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  [WHY RAYS COLUMNISTS SUCK] Oh Marc Lancaster, It Has Been Too Long

  May 28, 2008 at 10:53 am 2 comments

  Marc Lancaster. You picked the wrong day to try and unload this garbage on us. Willy Aybar is set to come off the DL in the next day or two. Aybar is being prepped on his rehab assignment to be a utility player upon his return, receiving playing time at […]

   
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  [THE MONDAY MORNING REVOLUTION] Dirtbag Double Gives Rays Walk-Off Win And Lead In AL East

  May 26, 2008 at 11:14 am 1 comment

  DRG here again with bonus holiday Monday duty. I can be reached here, but expect today’s load to be light. The Good: Carlos Pena not only his 10th home run in the 3rd inning to give the Rays the lead 2-1, but he also walked 3 times. In the Orioles […]

   
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  [THE HANGOVER] Don’t Forget To Cast Your Votes For Crawford (And Navarro)

  May 23, 2008 at 10:30 am 1 comment

  With yesterday’s off-day, we wanted to take a moment and promote our campaign to get CARL CRAWFORD (and Dioner Navarro) ELECTED TO START THE ALL-STAR GAME. As Rays fans we don’t necessarily need to generate all the votes necessary, but if we can get Crawford on a roll, when the […]

   
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  [THE HANGOVER] Dirtbag Home Run In 13th Gets Rays Back On Winning Track

  May 20, 2008 at 9:33 am 3 comments

  THE GOOD: Evan Longoria. The kid was the man last night going 3-6, driving in 3, including 2 on a go-ahead home run in the top of the 13th. We may have seen a different side to the Dirtbag in that 13th inning at bat. With Carlos Pena on first […]

   
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  [THE HANGOVER] Rays Anger Baseball Gods By Forgetting To Change Out Of BP Jerseys

  May 19, 2008 at 10:03 am 0 comments

  THE GOOD: Ben Zobrist getting the start. Everytime he did something good, we were rewarded with shots of his wife Julianna. That’s it. That was the only redeeming quality of yesterday’s game. THE BAD: Joe Maddon had some questionable (read: idiotic) pitching changes on Sunday. First he brings Dan Wheeler […]

   
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  [SHOWER-SHOE FUNGUS] Playing A Little Pepper: St. Louis Cardinals

  May 16, 2008 at 4:23 pm 6 comments

  Over/Unders: 88 wins for the Rays, as predicted by PECOTA in the preseason: The Rays as of today, sit at 24-17. In order to win 88 games, they need to only go 64-57. In other words, they have played 7-over .500 in the first quarter of the season and need […]

   
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  [THE HANGOVER] We Are Confused By All This Winning

  May 7, 2008 at 10:00 am 14 comments

  THE GOOD: Good game for Akinori Iwamura offensively. In the 3rd, Aki had an RBI single, but more impotantly, with 2 outs, he advanced to second base on Carl Crawford’s sac fly. That allowed Aki to score on BJ Upton’s single…Jason Bartlett made two amazing plays in the field. The […]

   
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  [THE HANGOVER] Headline Writers At Times And Tribune Up To Their Old Tricks

  May 6, 2008 at 8:50 am 4 comments

  THE GOOD: Getting a last place team after having been swept by the Sox. THE BAD: Getting the last place Toronto Blue Jays who are clearly better than their record and have actually won 5 in a row. THE TELLING: Three games with the Jays, none of which will be […]