Things we learn from this video made by a Rays fan in Sacramento: 1) trading James Shields is like finding a sick pair of shoes at Foot Locker and then when you go back they have stopped selling them; 2) trading Shields is like having to drive to another city for Popeye’s Chicken; 3) Stuart Sternberg is a “f*cking owner” that is playing checkers; 4) Wade Davis is a savage; 4) trading Shields and Davis is like the 1994 strike; and 5) this Rays fan has to now become a “f*cking Royals fan” because Shields and Davis are his “boys.”

Oh yeah, and this “Rays fan” is 35-years-old (says he was 17 in 1994; h/t ‘Duk)…

 
 

13 Comments

  1. LaneMeyer says:

    Must have been a boring day at the trailer park.

  2. Kyle says:

    Wow, I’m glad he is now a Royals fan. Good riddance!

  3. SteveK says:

    American Freedom!

  4. SteveK says:

    Kenny Phucking Powers’s nephew!

  5. SteveK says:

    “Wade Davis is a savage. When he would come out of the pen last year I was happy,just as phucking happy as could be.”

  6. CharlieRay says:

    It takes a lot of opinions and his is one that shows just how bad of a Ray Fan he was to start with. Go Rays

  7. Raysfan137 says:

    Why are you even giving this clown coverage and exposure ?

  8. SteveK says:

    @ Rays fan137,

    Why not cover this guy? I found it to be 100% hilarious.

    Good for this guy, speaking up for his “savage” boys.

    No need to hate on the man’s opinion. God bless Ammendment 1.

    And to some degree, I see why he is frustrated. Shields, in an ideal world, would have remained a career Ray. He was our heart and soul.

    I will miss his consistency, and that sick pick off move to 1st base.

    Good luck James, you are an excellent player. I hope Wil can fill your shoes.

  9. don says:

    Beautiful…well said.. I would love to sit next to this guy at a game and eat peanuts & slam Buds..instead of grandma who brought her bottled water and cold sandwich from home….
    We could express a few opinions to our strike out guys…
    and tell Kepp. & SHields how good a job they wee doing…..
    Oh I forgot…not anymore…..

  10. Beazy says:

    Stay classy Rays republic!

  11. Marc says:

    His name is Michael Myers……hes looking a lot better from the last movie I saw him in…

  12. Raysfan137 says:

    Brotherhood of discontent has company. Enjoy Don and SteveK. Misery loves company.

  13. Jonathan says:

    Is it just me or does this guy look a lot like a fat Jorge Cantu? He’s got the same kind of facial hair too.

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