We could tell you all about the Rays’ 13-4 win over the Marlins last night. We could discuss how great Matt Moore looked in the first five innings. And we can chat about how Ben Zobrist is suddenly on pace to hit 22 home runs and have a Zorilla-like season.

Or we could just let Austin Kearns explain the entire evening in less than two seconds…



  1. don says:

    Haven't seen that much "crawling" since I came home from an all night drunk with a couple of hookers and the old lady was at the front door...ouch!

  2. Ken says:

    Scratching, clawing and and crawling into first place. Go Rays, sweep 'em.


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