[THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss Shields’ Heiny, More Damon Suitors, And Navi’s New Home

The Rays 2011 All-Stars, David Price, James Shields, and Matt Joyce, have been named the grand marshalls for the 2012 Gasparilla parade on January 28.

Speaking of Shields…Does anybody in baseball have a more intimidating ass? If we were on first base when Shields went into his stretch, we’d be scared.

Just sayin’.

THE JUNKYARD DOGS WEBTOPIA…

• The A’s are the latest team to show interest in Johnny Damon. [MLBTR]
• Dioner Navarro has signed a minor league deal with the Reds.
• USA Today says the Yankees rotation “not necessarily beast of AL East.” Maybe we are biased, but we think they didn’t need the word “necessarily.” [USA Today]

Tags The Hangover