The United States Women’s Soccer team suffered a crushing defeat this weekend at the World Cup. But don’t worry, Evan Longoria would like to provide a shoulder to cry on.

Earlier today, Longoria sent out this tweet to Alex Morgan

@alexmorgan13 the TB Rays want to have you USA soccer girls out to throw out first pitches and chill at a game!

Morgan is one of the stars of the national team. And by star, we mean she is young, attractive, and likes to wear pink sports bras underneath her see-though jersey. Oh, and she has a lethal foot.

Still, it is awfully patriotic of Longo to reach out to Morgan in this time of need. Let’s see if she takes him up on his offer.

 
 

11 Comments

  1. Jordi says:

    Give Longo her foot and I will take the rest of her!

  2. Beth says:

    Soccer girls? Sounds like he’s talking about someone’s U14 team. Most are in the their late 20s and some early 30s. Oh well.

  3. Michael says:

    bow chikka wow wow

  4. Vorblaw says:

    Evan needs to work on his batting average and stop worrying about his SCORING average.

  5. John S. says:

    Hahaha Longo’s reputation with the ladies is pretty well known within the circles.. Longo does not get the best remarks from the ladies.. It is kinda funny he goes after the youngest player on the team.. A 20 year old I believe.. Or maybe 21 year old..

    Anyways point is Longo needs to get his head out of his ass and worry about baseball.. The pre-madonna has shown pretty bad this year… I thought him not getting an all-star selection would set his ego straight… Guess not

    • Sarah says:

      Oh for heaven’s sake, John S. She’s 22; Longoria is 25. Would you feel better if he went after Christie Rampone, who is 36? I would imagine that Evan’s had an active social life throughout his career; if he’s having an off year now it’s not because he’s out partying.

      At any rate, I would assume if he’s inviting the entire USA women’s soccer team to throw out first pitches he’s doing so with the knowledge and blessing of the RFO.

    • See Dees says:

      Wow…Did you really type “pre-madonna” while attempting to criticize someone else?

  6. Caity says:

    Well, Evan’s attempts of hitting on her failed because she has a boyfriend apparently

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/soundersfcblog/2015652385_servando_carrasco_proud_of_gir.html?syndication=rss

    He’s some soccer player for the Seattle Sounders, and they’ve been together for almost 4 years.

  7. Charles says:

    This is No-Hamm all over again.

  8. Don says:

    LOngoria is the consummate Pus– hound… never gives up when he sees an opportunity…and you wonder why he looks dead most of the time..

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