Archive for May, 2011

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  Rays Apologize For Avril Lavigne’s Potty Mouth

  May 29, 2011 at 10:18 am 2 comments

  uh-oh. Avril Lavigne has a potty mouth

   
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  [THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss Longoria Leading Off, Another Pick For Shields, And Sk8ter Boi Russell

  May 29, 2011 at 9:53 am 0 comments

  [THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss Longoria Leading Off, Another Pick For Shields, And Sk8ter Boi Russell

   
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  Postgame Shot Of Joe: Glass Feeling Half Empty

  May 28, 2011 at 7:17 pm 4 comments

  Coming off the David Price masterpiece, Saturday’s unraveling against the Tribe was thoroughly frustrating. From the crappy strikeout call against Johnny Damon to Kelly Shoppach tossing his bat in the stands — dude can’t hit, now he can’t even hold the bat — to sloppy defense and 19 runners left [...]

   

• Indians At Rays With Evan Longoria Leading Off. Wait. What?

  May 28, 2011 at 2:22 pm 0 comments

  Evan Longoria has struggled since coming of the disabled list. He has just 18 hits in 24 games this season, batting .209. So, in an effort to get his bat going, Joe Maddon will have Dirtbag do something he has never done before: hit first in the lineup. In 448 [...]

   
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  Apparently Rays Already Eliminated From Division Race

  May 28, 2011 at 10:25 am 11 comments

  OK folks. Let’s pack it up. Somebody put Johnny Damon on eBay, and leave Kelly Shoppach by the curb. We’ll try again next year.

   
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  [THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss Maple Bats, Super Price, And BJ’s Patience

  May 28, 2011 at 8:37 am 6 comments

  [THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss Maple Bats, Super Price, And BJ’s Patience

   
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  David Price Auditions For Next Matrix Movie

  May 27, 2011 at 10:39 pm 4 comments

  Geez. David Price threw a gem despite being nearly decapitated…twice.

   
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  Will Kline, Rays 2nd Round Pick In 2007, Retires

  May 27, 2011 at 11:32 am 2 comments

  Will Kline, who hasn’t pitched in an official minor league game since 2007, has retired after yet another arm injury.

   
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  LeVon Washington Regrets Not Signing With Rays

  May 27, 2011 at 9:00 am 5 comments

  LeVon Washington regrets decision to turn down Rays

   
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  Matt Moore Is Mr. Nasty

  May 27, 2011 at 8:00 am 6 comments

  Matt Moore is getting better as the competition gets tougher