Dave Martinez has a beard. A man’s beard. Johnny Damon has caveman scruff. Reid Brignac has some hip-hop wannabe chinstrap “beard.” So what is going on when Dave leans in to whisper into Damon’s ear?

So have at it amateur caption writers. What is going on in this picture…



  1. Professor Twain says:

    Please Dave… not on the first date

  2. Mark says:

    “It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but you WILL grow tired of the kiddie scruff… and when you’re ready for a real man’s beard, I’ll be waiting.”

  3. Mark E says:

    Whoa man! Step back… step back!

  4. Scot says:

    Brignac: “My momma never prepared me for beard on beard action.”

  5. Brion E says:

    “Johnny, do you think Reid deserves a T. R. E. A. T. ?”

  6. Don says:

    Hey Damon you know anybody that can hit….Brig. hey don’t look at me….

  7. Patrick says:

    Johnny, don’t look but Reid has a giant booger hanging out of his nose.

  8. Patrick says:

    Damon, get this rat out of my beard!

  9. Theodore says:

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… Cheetos.

  10. lroy10 says:

    Davey – Who wants a mustache ride?

    Johnny – I do, I do!!!!

    Briggy – OOOO, I waana wone tooo!

  11. E. Johnson says:

    Did they not tell Reid yet…. he is headed to Durham after the game…..

  12. Amanda says:

    Brignac thinks, “A kiss for a base hit? If I had known that all along, I would have taken more time in BP.”

  13. Zack says:

    Johnny: Ugh, he feels like my wife

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