Dave Martinez has a beard. A man’s beard. Johnny Damon has caveman scruff. Reid Brignac has some hip-hop wannabe chinstrap “beard.” So what is going on when Dave leans in to whisper into Damon’s ear?
So have at it amateur caption writers. What is going on in this picture…
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Please Dave… not on the first date
“It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but you WILL grow tired of the kiddie scruff… and when you’re ready for a real man’s beard, I’ll be waiting.”
Whoa man! Step back… step back!
Brignac: “My momma never prepared me for beard on beard action.”
“Johnny, do you think Reid deserves a T. R. E. A. T. ?”
Hey Damon you know anybody that can hit….Brig. hey don’t look at me….
Johnny, don’t look but Reid has a giant booger hanging out of his nose.
Damon, get this rat out of my beard!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… Cheetos.
Davey – Who wants a mustache ride?
Johnny – I do, I do!!!!
Briggy – OOOO, I waana wone tooo!
Did they not tell Reid yet…. he is headed to Durham after the game…..
Brignac thinks, “A kiss for a base hit? If I had known that all along, I would have taken more time in BP.”
Johnny: Ugh, he feels like my wife