Anybody up for a create-a-caption? Not sure why, but this photo (via cracks us up. Joe Maddon looks like that little boy we all knew when we were younger that always wanted to hang out with the older kids.

So have at it crew. How would you have captioned this photo?




  1. miklb says:

    “No, no, Jeff, it’s my turn to be the matador.”

  2. Cork Gaines says:

    Oh and here is a photoshop gem provided by @Fonzie on Twitter

    With cone

  3. Buddhaboy says:

    Damn Nieman, you really do like like a giant version of Dale Jr.

  4. Thad says:

    So, Jeff, I hear you auditioned for the lead role in the upcoming Garfoose movie.

  5. Rome says:

    “I think starbucks should rename thier ‘tall’ size to Niemann, just saying. What are your thoughts”

  6. Justin says:

    Did you here that NASA is done luanching space shuttles? You ask me it’s a real shame. I always, you know, kinda liked the space shuttle.

  7. Dew says:

    Joe, I think with the right partner I could win Dancing With the Stars. :-)

  8. Joe D. says:

    “Hey Jeff, ya know I failed math this semester…”

  9. dan says:

    Now wait a moment, Joe, you mean when I am riding a bike and I want to turn right I push with my glove hand? wow, this is so complicated.

  10. joe, this is how you do the Robot.

  11. Don says:

    “Nieman…you know Garza was just kidding when he said he was going to knock me out..If I took him out again….right?”

  12. Charles says:

    Say Jeff, that’s a nice lookin’ invisible lawnmower ya got there.

  13. Drizzy says:

    Oh no it’s Joe, I think he’s gonna ask me to switch to the bullpen! Damn, I forgot you can’t hail a taxi on baseball fields!

  14. Rick says:

    Joe – “I bet I could wear those shorts as full length pants”
    Jeff – “Nah you would have to have the belt around your chest and then they would be waders”

  15. Raysfan137 says:

    Jeff, I think the robot dance went out in the 80s, but for you we’ll call it the Iron Giant.

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