Pete Abraham of the Boston Globe is reporting that Carl Crawford has agreed to a deal with the Boston Red Sox. The deal is seven-years and $142 million.
OK, Crawford was leaving. We could deal with that. The Angels, Tigers or Rangers? That would have been nice. The Yankees? Could have been fun seeing Crawford reach his full potential with such a historic and classy organization.
But the Red Sox? The nightmare scenario has come true. Seven years. In a Red Sox uniform. Fack the Heck. I think I just had a heart attack in my butthole.
Think about this. That is at least 63 games over the next seven seasons of Crawford kicking the Rays asses all over the Trop turf.
Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy.