Joe will sleep quite soundly tonight.

Why? Well, nothing brings Joe more joy to see the Rays positively seal club the Red Sux.

How cool was it to see Carl Crawford belt three doubles in four innings?

Zorilla homers. Mullet-growing Dirtbag homers. Red Sux killer Dan Johnson homers. Bossman homers. Bartlett homers.

Loved it!

Also impressive that David Price was solid — albeit racking up a large pitch count early — in his first outing at Fenway Park, not a park normally friendly to southpaws.

Best part of the win was to see those miserable locals (more) irritated. Friggin’ Red Sux fans. They speak as if someone is constantly choking them and after tonight they have good reason to sound like they’re being gagged. Your season is over slugs. Oh-VAH!! (Rhymes with “No-MAH!”)

Have fun with your Bill Belicheat hoodies!

 
 

7 Comments

  1. Gatorbuc15 says:

    Man that was great. I felt like I was watching a home run derby! Seeing Evan and B.J. making dents in Red Sux fans cars brought a smile to my face. :) This was sweet payback for what happened last night.
    What happened tonight:
    We whooped the Red Sux (always fun), David now has 17 W’s, fat man CC got shelled by the Oreos, and the White Sox lost as well. A pretty damn good night if I do say so myself. :)

    Take the series from’em tomorrow Rays!

  2. smelpy says:

    it was an awesome game to be at (my first seeing price pitch!) and witness the fall of red sox nation. i must admit, i felt bad for dice k being boo’ed. grow up people, like you could do better… well… maybe… it was more fun calling out longo and bj’s homeruns and having people near me give me the wtf look when they happened. great to be a rays fan in red sux nation. awesome team to be rooting for :) love them all!

  3. John says:

    Loved the “where did this one land?” shots from the monster seats.

  4. sunrisejeff says:

    Damn…….tell us how you really feel Joe! (I agree 100% of course lol)

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