The image at right is from after last night’s no-hitter, in which Evan Longoria gave Matt Garza the ceremonial shaving cream pie-to-the-face. And this morning we read this (via Big League Stew)…
We are through the looking glass on these postgame celebrations, people. We have our first injury caused by someone giving a shaving-cream pie to the face.
Florida Marlins outfielder Chris Coghlan tore the meniscus in his left knee, and is headed for the disabled list after he face-pied teammate Wes Helms during a TV interview Sunday.
By the Beard of Zeus! We just had a heart attack in our butt.
The Rays want to keep doing the shaving pie tradition? Fine. But good lord, can we at least assign it to Willy Aybar or maybe Lance Cormier?