Ahh Milton Bradley.
What we love is that Bradley doesn’t even do the “pretend to scratch my head” routine. Nope. He is not even going to pretend that he is not an ass.
Let’s see…there was the story where he didn’t dismiss the idea that the Cubs were purposefully giving him racist mail. There was the “loafing” after a flyball in the first game of spring training. And there were the two ejections during spring training and the assertion that he was “not going to change.” Who the hell gets ejected during spring training…Twice?!?
That’s a hell of a first two months with the Mariners.
Pat Burrell may not be able to OPS like Bradley, but at least he keeps his middle finger in his pants.