A whiny, pissed off Red Sox fan wrote in to the Boston Herald anonymously, claiming that Evan Longoria was trying to steal his girlfriend this past weekend. And somehow this tale gets published…
One P.O.’d S.O. reports that his galpal was getting incessant text messages from the Rays’ hot hot cornerman, Evan Longoria, who wanted, very badly, to get together with her while he was in town sweeping up the Red Sox…”So this guy won’t stop texting my girl…We are at a concert at the House Of Blues and he messages her: ‘I’m in town what are you up to?’ She replies, ‘With my man at a concert,’ and he says, ‘That’s unfortunate, etc. etc…He continued texting her all night and the next day. ‘Let’s go shopping, it’s harmless’…And the next day, ‘Let’s go to a movie today”…The bummed out BF said he tried to “remain calm” during the Text Offensive, but he was rather aggravated. Especially when he found out that Evan was also texting another bartender asking her out, too! “She, too, has a boyfriend and has told him to lay off, but he stays persistent.”
Let’s assume for a second that this story has any truth to it whatsoever. This dude’s girlfriend gave a professional baseball player her digits and this idiot is mad at Longo? And in true Red Sox Nation style, he cries about it.
If Dirtbag was texting Mrs. Professor, I would take that as a compliment. Then I might suggest a threesome.
Evan Longoria, helping to build the Rays fanbase, one hot bartender at a time.