Archive for April 8th, 2010

Some In St. Pete Hate Evan Longoria’s New Commercial…Or Not

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Recently we linked to Evan Longoria’s new action commercial for New Era that is now airing nationally during baseball games. Everybody loves the commercial. Everybody that is, except for some people in St. Pete. Maybe.

Justin George was so worried about it he wrote 700 words on the subject for the St. Pete Times

He sprints through a courtyard. In Tampa…He jumps on a streetcar. In Tampa…He hops on a water scooter. In Tampa.

Yes, they are the Tampa Bay Rays, a team with a name that bridges communities. But the Pinellas side bristles when broadcasters mistake Tampa for the home of Tropicana Field…So does St. Petersburg — on guard against suggestions of relocating the team — feel a little jilted by the backdrop in Longoria’s commercial for New Era baseball caps?

To get to the bottom of this, George asked one (1!) person, a spokesperson for the St. Pete/Clearwater Visitor’s Bureau.

“I thought it was great,” spokesman David Downing said.

That settles it, right?

Nope.

Nope?

Nope.

You see, the Tampa Visitor’s Bureau Tweeted about it! So George asked somebody about the back-stabbing, surprise Tweet-attack from the east side of the bay…

“It’s great exposure for downtown,” Tampa Downtown Partnership spokesman Paul Ayres said. “Shows many of downtown’s best assets.”

DAMN YOU TWITTER! Always trying to stir the pot with your 140-character limit and endless power to move baseball teams.

And why was the commercial filmed in Tampa?

He owns a condominium in the Towers of Channelside, and the spot begins with Longoria lounging across the street in Channelside Bay Plaza’s courtyard…Filming locations are often driven by the “talent,” Tampa Bay Film Commission manager Lindsey Guthrie said, and that was the case for Longoria, who wanted to stick close to home.

Wait…Dirtbag lives in Tampa!?! Ahhhhh$@#$%#$R345#$%$%!!11! Amok, Amok, Amok.

Rays Index Radio Appearance Today On ESPN 1040

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I will make an appearance on ESPN Radio 1040 in Tampa today at 1:25pm. You can listen live by going to their website.

David Price Has A Small Dog

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Because we are bored, here is a picture of David Price’s dog Astro (via Twitter).

Is that a Boston Terrier? Should we be worried? Or should we just be worried that King David has a dog that looks like something Kim Kardashian would walk around with in her purse? BJ Upton, on the other hand, has a Rhodesian Ridgeback, Deuce. Badass. [Update: It is a French Bulldog, which sounds a lot better]

Maybe we should start adding player’s dogs to the WAGs list and call it D-WAGs.

Rays Losing Value According To Forbes

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Forbes has released their annual list of the franchise values in Major League Baseball. The Rays are 28th out of 30 teams at $316 million. If you had five Rays franchises, it still would not be as valuable the New York Yankees who are worth $1.6 billion.

Here are the values of the Rays since Stuart Sternberg took over the Rays…

A 79.5 % increase since 2005 is a nice little return on investment, especially in this economy. But then again, 79.5% of not very much is still not very much.

[THE HANGOVER] The One Where We Discuss Cy Garza, Soriano’s Fastball And Whether The Rays Are The A’s

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The GBT – The Good, The Bad and The Telling sandwich, where The Bad is nice and lean and the The Telling is ripe.

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THE GOOD: Matt Garza. We predicted that The Garza Complex would contend for the Cy Young this season and he did not disappoint in his first start. He allowed 2 runs (1 earned) in 8 innings striking out 9 with just 4 hits and 2 walks…Evan Longoria. Dirtbag might make us eat our words that he is not an early favorite for AL MVP. He homered and doubled and now has driven in half of the 8 runs the Rays have scored.

THE BAD: Rare Error. Carlos Pena couldn’t field a low throw in the first inning that would have been the third out. Instead the O’s scored their second run…Kelly Shoppach. With the bases loaded and 2 outs in the 4th, Shoppach took a fastball right down the pipe. He was either sitting on a breaking ball or he was just hoping the pitch would be a ball. Either way, it was not good…Umpires. There were a couple of questionable calls last night, but none worse than the check-swing strike called by Kerwin Danley on Carl Crawford. CC clearly did not swing and Danley did not ask for help from the third base umpire. In the confusion, Reid Brignac was thrown out at second because he assumed it was ball 4…Rafael Soriano. It is early so we don’t want to make too many Troy Percival comparisons, but one thing we do know. Big league hitters can hit 92-mph fastballs that are up and don’t move. And they usually hit them hard as Garrett Atkins did with his ground-rule double in the 9th.

THE TELLING: Matt Garza used to have chin-pubes. He now has chin super-pubes. Lucky for Matthias MLB doesn’t take hair samples during drug testing, because his goatee is on something…The season is about winning series and the Rays have already clinched their first series. But beating bad teams is what the Rays are supposed to do. We won’t know until this weekend whether they are ready to compete with the big boys…While opening day did not sell out until the last minute, TV ratings were very good. The 4.8 average rating was more than double last year’s home opener (2.2)…Matt Garza now has a 2.72 career ERA against the AL East and 5.09 against everybody else…The Rays top 4 minor league affiliates begin play today.

DEVIL DOGS WEBTOPIA

  • Matt Joyce will begin a rehab assignment tonight with Durham. [Tampa Tribune]
  • Jeff Passan has a long piece suggesting the Rays can’t compete in the AL East and that they are destined to become the next Oakland A’s. That is, they will develop talent just to see it shipped off to other teams because the Rays can’t afford to keep them. [Yahoo! Sports]
  • Jonah Keri wrote an even longer rebuttal to Jeff Passan. [JonahKeri.com]
  • Nevin Ashley will miss Montgomery’s opener due to a death in the family. [Biscuit Crumbs]
  • We were going to search for a picture of Matt Garza’s chin super-pubes, but Her Rays’ artistic rendering is much better. [Her Rays]
  • Michael Sasso reports that a baseball stadium is not part of the proposed development of the Florida State Fairgrounds. But the developers may be “keeping the door open.” [Tampa Tribune]
  • Jake McGee says he feels as good and as strong as he did before his injury. Wade Davis predicts that McGee will need “maybe a month” in Montgomery before he will be promoted. [Montgomery Advertiser]