Three years ago on Rays Index we wrote about Joe Maddon’s first “super-utility” player…BJ Upton.
The Great B. J. Upton Debate [Rays Index]

Three years ago on Rays Index we wrote about Joe Maddon’s first “super-utility” player…BJ Upton.
The Great B. J. Upton Debate [Rays Index]
Every team goes through “Picture Day” during spring training where all the players and coaches get all dolled up in their regular season uniforms and have their pictures taken by the professionals. Here is a link to Getty’s pics of the Rays.
But before you go look at the entire set, let us point out a few of our favorites…

Pat Burrell
Why does Pat Burrell have such a sly grin on his face and why is he touching his crotch with both hands? Maybe it is because the photographer told Pat to grab his bat. Maybe it is because it is the only bat of Pat’s that still works. Or maybe this is the secret behind the nickname, “Pat the Bat.” We vote for “all of the above.”

Gabe Kapler
Is there a reason Gabe Kapler doesn’t have his jersey tucked in? Maybe it is because he is lazy. But more likely it is because the photographer is right-handed.

Dave Martinez -- Derek Shelton -- Tom Foley
Inability to dress one’s self is apparently not limited to Kapler.

Don Zimmer
Look! It’s the mascot. How cute.

At least Dirtbag knows how to dress himself.
The GBT – The Good, The Bad and The Telling sandwich, where The Bad is nice and lean and the The Telling is ripe.
THE GOOD: Jeff Niemann. The Giraffe allowed just 1 run in 3.2 innings. The big numbers were 6 strikeouts and 0 walks…Sean Rodriguez. Making the start in RF, Rodzilla hit his 4th home run and is now 10-25 in the spring…Reid Brignac. He was 0-2 at the plate, but made some strong defensive plays at SS…Justin Ruggiano. He is not getting a lot of playing time in the early innings, but he did hit his 3rd home run of the spring and went 2-4 getting the start in LF.
THE BAD: The Bullpen. Mike Ekstrom and Joe Bateman combined to give up 7 runs (5 earned) in 3 innings…Carlos Pena. Another 0-3 and he is now 0-18 with just 2 walks. But maybe more telling is that Pena has only struck 4 times in that 0-18. When Pena struggles, he strikes out. A Lot. Last year, he struck out once every 3.5 plate appearances. This spring it is once every 5.
THE TELLING: Sean Rodriguez got the start in RF on Sunday…BJ Upton hit 2 home runs on Saturday (both to the opposite field). The last time Upton hit 2 HR in a regular season game was July, 2007 in Yankee Stadium…Matt Garza worked 5 innings on Saturday…Hank Blalock DH’d on Saturday (Pat Burrell was in RF, lord help us all) and went 0-3 with a walk…Dioner Navarro will play tomorrow…Matt Joyce might still be a week away.
DEVIL DOGS WEBTOPIA…