The Professor plays with his Evan Longoria and Carl Crawford dolls during bathtime

Carl Crawford doll: Carl Crawford is better. I get on base first and score lots of runs.
Evan Longoria doll: Evan Longoria is better. I hit home runs and drive in lots of runs.
Carl Crawford doll: Oh, really, fool?
Evan Longoria doll: Really!
The Professor: (noticing swan on edge of tub) Stop looking at me, swan.

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