I would like to present the newest member of The Rayshead Army, Hannah Elizabeth Gaines. Born this morning at 10:17, weighing 9lbs 2oz. Mrs. Prof and Baby Prof are doing great.
We wish good health to everyone in your family. There is good evidence that the kid will initially look like you for evolutionary reasons. However, be assured that will change as she ages and she will look more like Mrs. Prof.
Awesome addition to the Army.
I can not wait for 10 years from now when she is the Teaching Asistant or Associate Professor for RaysIndex.
Always great to have an additon to the Rays Republic.
Blessing to mom and baby Hannah Elizabeth.
Good for you sir, and the wife, pretty baby girl without a doubt. I’ve got a 10 month old that would love to argue Moore vs Barnese btw.
Gotta ask, where did you have this child, the Golan Heights? Four wristbands on mom? Geez, I would think the security detail for the Mayor of Raysville would be ample.
Take care and get some sleep, and add some kids stuff to the Rayshead Store!
Awesome. Since you are obviously busy, I’ll do last night’s update for you: Good start from Nieman, a few runs, bully explosion late – under .500 becoming real.
Congrats on your new arrival! I’m glad you have such good news in your life to offset this terrible stretch the Rays are going through. She’s super cute. Make sure you enjoy her, that first year goes by fast.
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CONGRATS to both of you
Aw! That brings a little smile to my heart
. Congrats!
Congratulations! I love the cap.
Wow, what a great picture. Congratulations!
She’s beautiful! Congratulations!
Congrats Cork. Like the cap. Can’t wait to hear her opinion on the team.
Beautiful! Congatulations.
Very nice, congrats!
I could go with a tasteless joke about “popping a Cork”, but I won’t go there.
Congrats!
Congrats Gaines family.
Congratulations! It’s a beautiful photo.
Do you think she’ll be ready to be our closer by 2010?
Congrats!
Hey congrats Cork, Mrs. Cork & beautiful little Hannah Elizabeth
Congrats!! Mr & Mrs Cork…will you be picking up her option for 2010?
Nice work, Cork. Congratulations!
We wish good health to everyone in your family. There is good evidence that the kid will initially look like you for evolutionary reasons. However, be assured that will change as she ages and she will look more like Mrs. Prof.
Congrats. When she is arbitration eligible in 12 years, things will get expensive for you, so enjoy the “team controlled” years while you have them.
Congrats and best of luck to all three of you!
Awesome addition to the Army.
I can not wait for 10 years from now when she is the Teaching Asistant or Associate Professor for RaysIndex.
Always great to have an additon to the Rays Republic.
Blessing to mom and baby Hannah Elizabeth.
She’s beautiful…congratulations….now keep her away from Joe Maddon….lol
Congrats to you and your wife. She looks beautiful.
By the way does this mean we’re going to start seeing random articles written at 3 and 4 in the morning?
Good for you sir, and the wife, pretty baby girl without a doubt. I’ve got a 10 month old that would love to argue Moore vs Barnese btw.
Gotta ask, where did you have this child, the Golan Heights? Four wristbands on mom? Geez, I would think the security detail for the Mayor of Raysville would be ample.
Take care and get some sleep, and add some kids stuff to the Rayshead Store!
=Doug
Congratulations!
Congrats! You are blessed.
Congratulations!
Awesome. Since you are obviously busy, I’ll do last night’s update for you: Good start from Nieman, a few runs, bully explosion late – under .500 becoming real.
Congrats, Cork!
Congrats on your new arrival! I’m glad you have such good news in your life to offset this terrible stretch the Rays are going through. She’s super cute. Make sure you enjoy her, that first year goes by fast.
Congrats!
Grats!!
Where is the GBT thread for the birth?
Ok Professor…you are the MAN!
Little more important than how the Rays are doing!
Good luck (lifetime) to your new “rookie”!!
Prof,
My most heartfelt congratulations on this happiest of occasions.
Congrads!