phpkOJio1On May 10th Carlos Pena was hitting .252 with 13 home runs and 32 RBI in 32 games. That also happened to be the last game the featured Pat Burrell hitting behind Pena in the lineup.

Since then, Burrell has been sidelined with some sort of neck ailment, the source of which is still a mystery *wink, wink*.

In that span, Pena has played 25 games, hitting .174 with 4 home runs and 10 RBI.

Pena’s home run rate with Burrell’s smiling face scaring the opposing pitcher: Once every 10.6 plate appearances.

Pena’s home run rate with somebody less attractive in the 5-hole *cough* Gabe Gross *cough*: Once every 28.0 plate appearances.

Pena’s intentional walks with Burrell winking at opposing pitcher’s wife from the on-deck circle: 1

Pena’s intentional walks without Burrell in the lineup: 5

Pat the Bat hasn’t done squat to earn his paycheck, but when he is in the lineup, he sure makes it easier for Pena to earn his.

*Pat Burrell

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