Navi: Well, Giraffe is scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s watching. We need a live rooster to take the curse off Bossman’s bat and nobody seems to know what to do about the outfield positioning. We’re dealing with a lot of shit here.

Coach Hickey: Okay, well, uh…running faster helps on the deep flyballs, and uh, maybe you can find a rooster in JP’s locker and the sports shrink is here for Niemann. Okay, let’s get two!…oh and one more thing…you guys really need a little more Anteater Attitude.

Can we please get some more ANTEATER in the house!?!




  1. Mike says:

    i dont care what it is. but this team does need an attitude adjustment. and if it is anteater that is needed i am all for it.

  2. Steve says:


  3. David says:

    This Cork is the very reason why you have the best team blog in sports.

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