The Mad Australian: WHAT THE F#@% IS YOUR PROBLEM?
You: I…I…I was just looking at the t-shirts
The Mad Australian: WHAT? LEAVE ME THE F#@% ALONE. I’M NOT F#@%ING TALKING TO YOU
You: Um…I’m…I’m…I’m sorry. Really. I didn’t mean to cause any problems.
The Mad Australian: [throws a 97 mph fastball at your head]
You: [wet your pants]
The Mad Australian: GO F#@%ING SIT YOUR A$$ DOWN
Do you want to piss of The Mad Australian? We didn’t think so.
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