We hate losin’…It’s like worse than winnin’ and we especially hate losing to Jered Freakin’ Weaver. And we really hate staying up past midnight to watch the Rays take a gigantic dump on the field.

So it is only fitting that that with the loss last night, the Tampa Bay Rays Professional Baseball Club ran their all-time record to 683-999. One more for loss number 1,000.

We would really love to insert a poop joke now, but…Jered Weaver? C’mon!

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