Archive for January 8th, 2008

[NEW STADIUM] $60 Million Is Chump-Change To Team Like The Tampa Bay Rays

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On the same day that we reported that 11 Pinellas County lawmakers would not endorse a bill that would have given the Rays a tax rebate of $60 million over the next 30 years, the Rays announced that they would no longer seek the tax rebate from the state.

Team senior vice president Michael Kalt said the decision does not affect the team’s stadium proposal or timetable…”We said from the beginning that we don’t see (the state money) as crucial…We’re not in the business of pushing things through that we think are unrealistic.”…Kalt said it’s unclear whether the stadium would have to be redesigned to accommodate for the loss of state funding.

To kill the metaphor that we began yesterday, this is the equivalent of being told by your parents that you can’t have an XBox and then shouting that it doesn’t matter, you never wanted one anyway.

Some suggestions for changes in the proposed stadium to account for the loss of $60 million in state subsidies…

  • New stadium no longer needs to include a day care center for Elijah Duke’s children
  • Make stadium smaller and decrease capacity to 9,000. Nobody wants Yankees and Red Sox fans there anyway.
  • Bullpen by committee…Committee of fans. Hold raffle every night for the fans with the winner being the first relief pitcher out of the ‘pen. Make money…and improve the pitching staff.
  • Trade Rocco Baldelli. Would mean fewer trainers on payroll and smaller trainers room needed in new stadium.

Rays abandon quest for state stadium subsidy [TampaBay.com]

[SHAWN BLEEPIN' CAMP] Rays Get Opportunity To Experiece Joys The Rest Of AL East Have Known Past Two Years

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File this one under “too good to be true”…

The Blue Jays continued to add pitching depth on Monday, signing right-hander Shawn Camp to a Minor League contract with an invitation to Spring Training.

Pitching depth? You wanna know what else had depth? The Titanic when it sank. Wanna know what doesn’t sink? Shawn Camp’s sinker.

After allowing 642* inherited runners to score the last two seasons, Shawn Camp will have an opportunity to repay the Rays and their fans as the Rays may have an opportunity to experience exactly how much fun it is to face Shawn Camp.

Now somebody just needs to warn the parents of Toronto-area children. If you hear that a couple of Blue Jays will be reading Dr. Seuss books to your kids…let them call in sick. Or risk having THIS happen to them.

*590 of those might have occurred during nightmares we had at night.

Jays continue to add pitching depth [BlueJays.com]