Did you know that there is more to the internet than sports, porn and downloading stuff illegally? Or maybe you have wondered if a guy would grow boobs if he touches a woman’s birth control pill…No? You should.

In the past we have mentioned Mrs. Professor from time to time. What we have kept to ourselves, until now, is that The Professor is not the only one in this relationship with a website. I kept it under wraps because every once in a while Mrs. Professor decides to write something about me, and occasionally it is awkward/slightly embarrassing/fetal position-inducing. Whenever we would see she had written a new post, I would start sweating profusely and develop a nervous tick as if her blog was Pavlov’s Bell.

Well, Mrs. Professor recently decided to start a new blog. And while I have no doubt that at some point I will regret doing this, I decided it was a good time to introduce our readers to Mrs. Professor and her insight into the world around her (which is often considerably different than the world around everybody else).

For starters, unlike me, Mrs. Professor is actually a good writer and she is usually good for at least one “spitter” in each post. A “spitter” is when you are reading and eating at the same time and somebody says something so funny or so outlandish, you spit food all over your computer. And while she will occasionally make you shake your head in pure amazement and bewilderment, unlike the Sports Gal, Mrs. Professor writes all her own material.

If it is entertainment and enlightenment you are looking for, What I Absolutely Love is for you. If normal is your thing, well, I hope you can settle for entertainment…She is obsessed with things that you did not know you were obsessed with, or didn’t realize you should be obsessed with…like herpes, Texas, throwing produce from the top floor, omega 3′s, puking and pooping (at the same time), and in the first post on her new blog…”trying to figure out if anything weird would happen to guys if they just touched birth control pills”.

What could possibly go wrong?

Welcome (Back) + Man Boobs [What I Absolutely Love]

 
 

2 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    Did you know that there is more to the internet than sports, porn and downloading stuff illegally?

    what? why don’t you just tell me there is no santa claus while you are at it.

  2. Johnny from the block says:

    “Did you know that there is more to the internet than sports, porn and downloading stuff illegally?”

    More like saying big foot exists, ill believe it when i see it.

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