Dear Mr. Dukes,


The Professor

Teen: Dukes got me pregnant [St. Pete Times]
An Open Letter To Elijah Dukes [Rays Index]



  1. 3RunHomer says:

    Dukes thanks you for the tip. He’d never heard of condoms, but he has herd of offspring.

  2. Anonymous says:

    dukes needs to have a reality tv camera follow him 24/7. he could make a mint with hbo or showtime with the stunts he pulls. the proceeds would take care of his child support payments (which are stacking up rapidly of late).

    elijah, one word big fella: vasectomy.

  3. Sean says:

    HAHAHAHA…that’s awesome. Maybe someone should tell him about a little trick called “Pulling Out”

  4. the george says:

    yeah, if you don’t wanna get her pregnant you pull it out and pee on her leg.

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