[THE HANGOVER] Strikeouts Are Fascist, Groundballs Are More Democratic
White Sox 5, Devil Rays 1. The Professor visits Scott Kazmir at home… The Professor: Hey Scott, how’s it going?Kid K: Well, this morning I woke up and the sun was shining and my dog, Homer Philippoussis Odyssey Shawn Camp the Third, had already retrieved all 13 of my newspapers. [...]















