Another Open Letter To Elijah Dukes
Dear Mr. Dukes, Sincerely, The Professor Teen: Dukes got me pregnant [St. Pete Times]An Open Letter To Elijah Dukes [Rays Index]

Dear Mr. Dukes, Sincerely, The Professor Teen: Dukes got me pregnant [St. Pete Times]An Open Letter To Elijah Dukes [Rays Index]
Devil Rays 11, Padres 4. Shhhh. *in a hushed tone* The Rays have now won 7 of 9. We are afraid to say it too loud. If other people find out, they may think it is some sort of mistake and take some of the wins back. Last night it [...]
Scranton 2, Durham 1. Wouldn’t you know it. Jae Seo sucks (you know what) with the Rays, gets designated for assignment, accepts it, makes his first start for Durham and looks like Sandy friggin’ Koufax*. Granted it was only 4 innings, but he only gave up 1 run on 1 [...]