Who are we to knock somebody while they’re down? Well…when it comes to Julian “I Am Cray-Z” Tavarez, we can’t help ourselves. We are still giggling every time we see the highlight of Jonny Gomes hitting a Tavarez pitch into the stratosphere. We only wish there was a camera on Joey Gathright in the dugout, so that we could see the smile on his face. Well, now comes word that…surprise, surprise…Tavarez was named one of the Top 100 Unsexiest Men in the World. In fact, Tavarez comes in as the 33rd unsexiest man in the WHOLE WORLD. Take a bow Julian, you earned it! “I would like to thank my parents, for being so ugly, so that I would never have to struggle to be unsexy.” Tavarez is actually considered unsexier than the likes of Willie McGee (35), Rush Limbaugh (42), Lyle Lovett (49), Drew Carey (54), and Newt Gingrich (55). Of course, not to be outdone, D-Rays ‘advisor’ Don Zimmer makes the list at #29. Of course, that doesn’t seem fair. We all hope we look that sexy when we are 627 years old. Then again, Zim hasn’t changed much in the last 30 years.

The 100 Unsexiest Men In The World [The Phoenix]



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